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Why is the sky blue?


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it is gods favourite colour.
duh.
why do i hate emo music?
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coz ur emo already
why does life suck so much?


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because i'm so thin i could use that amt. of calories 
Why are people anorexic?





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because they arent bulimic
why are people obese?


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cuz they arent anorexic
is sammy a robot? *inside joke*
ok erm: why is my computer hissing?

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because it hates you for not feeding it enuff calories! 
Why are class tees so cliche?





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Because they're too hungry
Why is Bush President?

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because sometimes people need an idiot in parliament to make them feel better about themselves
why am i so skinny?
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because you probably starved yourself all day 
why is snow so beautiful?





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Because the sun is ugly like our new bimbo's
Why am I going to be bed?
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coz u cant come to bed
why does my butt itch?


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Cause it feels better than a head ache.
Why do we need to eat?
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Because something has to be
Why do I have to do a maths exam tomorrow?
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so you can pay for all your crimes.
Where is the cookiejar?
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in the jar for cookie jars
how do u tell if someone is stupid?


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ask them.
why is the speaker vibrating?

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because the earth is vibrating, obviously...
Why am I so impossibly sexy?
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because everybody in the world is unsexier then you.
why are virgins so YOUNG?





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coz 10 year old virgin sounds better than 40 year old virgin
why is my computer so lagg?!


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Gee I don't know, what do you think???
Why do I have to work for a living?

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AtomikBetti wrote:
Why am I going to be bed?
coz the bed cnt com 2 u
anywayz.... (awnsering person above me) nobody said u HAVE to work for a living
why do we need air 2 live?
Last edited by mz-presious (08-12-2009 18:56)
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because w/o air, we would be purple..and that color is SOOO last season 
why do i like miss bimbo?
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because without miss bimbo the bimbos would get lonly and had no one to talk to they would be stuck in the computer alll day long
why is the earth round
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