Right now, my player is totally hot. She's kicking butt in challenges, she's happy, smart, and taking good care of her new kitty.
Why won't the old man boyfriend notice her!?
I go to the club every day and he just passes her by. I got her an outlandish outfit so she'd be sure to be noticed. His old age must be affecting his eyesight because, try as she might to get his attention, she leaves the club alone every time.
Come on, old man, what does she have to do to get you to start dating her and giving her all of your money?!?

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Heheh hang in there!!!

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maybe your colors are too bright for his old eyes!
the blue hair is probably too much for him. He's old, ya know. He probably prefers an "older" looking chick. You should put on long trousers and a turtleneck. He'll notice you then for sure!
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I know the issue... My bimbo is super hot - has never ever returned from a club single AND some of the boyfriends she had wouldn't let her leave them!
And now, for the fourth day, she's eying the old dude, but he just pushes his wheelchair further and doesn't even look twice...

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try going in looking a little nerdish he might be into the bookworm type 

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He's old! Give him time, he's probably busy remembering the good ol' days when he was a young whipper-snapper 


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have haircolours anything to do with dating and leaving your boys??? maybe the old one likes grey hair ??? :?
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He ignored me again today!
I'm sending her in naked tomorrow.
He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.
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Really, the dude is awfully picky all things considered. It took Myndee over a week to land him. He's an ungrateful codger, and an ugly one to boot. He pays good, though.
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Guanyin wrote:
ellestar wrote:
He ignored me again today!
I'm sending her in naked tomorrow.
He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.What if he has a heart attack?
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If it's after he writes me into his will: It's all good. I'll look fab at his funeral.
If it's before...

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When I landed him, I think i was either brunette or blond. I hope that helps????? (shurgs)
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ellestar wrote:
He ignored me again today!
I'm sending her in naked tomorrow.
He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.
<------Thinks this will surely do the trick.
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Hmmm.... Maybe you're trying too hard. He may be old-fashioned (DUH!) and want a pretty little flower of a gal! Act coy and bashful, and bat your eyelashes! That'll get him!


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Chantilly33 wrote:
ellestar wrote:
He ignored me again today!
I'm sending her in naked tomorrow.
He will be mine. Oh yes, he will be mine.<------Thinks this will surely do the trick.
The nudity didn't work!!
I'm going to take others' advice and totally go more girly/conservative to land the old fart. I'll wear pink and go blond. I'll be demure and coquettish.
He's just so darn stubborn!
But I'll show him that I'm far more stubborn than he is.
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great! He is my next challenge!



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I went to find him in a bikini. Hooked him straight away.
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Bikini, huh?
I went all covered up today and conservative today. Still no boyfriend. Went naked the day before. Nothing.
This guy just will not notice my player!
I'm about to go all cave woman on him, go to the club with an ACTUAL club in my hands to beat him over the head and drag him back to my apartment (er, parents' home) and FORCE him to by my boyfriend. 
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hmmm.. i think when i got him i was wearing red and black and high heels.
try it 
he took a while to get though. hes a fussy old billionare but he pays gooood money
i'm trying to get the boyfriend after that at the moment. just managed to break up with Bill Goat after 4 days trying. maybe now you'll get him 
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Gahh...if only these plans actually worked...
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Aelina wrote:
Gahh...if only these plans actually worked...
my happiness was at 114% and i was at my ideal weight, no hunger, no thirst before i went to the club
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ellestar wrote:
Bikini, huh?
I went all covered up today and conservative today. Still no boyfriend. Went naked the day before. Nothing.
This guy just will not notice my player!
I'm about to go all cave woman on him, go to the club with an ACTUAL club in my hands to beat him over the head and drag him back to my apartment (er, parents' home) and FORCE him to by my boyfriend.
maybe you went to the gay bar ? 
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The thing I don't get is why is he so old anyway? & even if hes old why so homely & couldn't they've run an iron over old wrinkled butt & make him a little more attractive. I know lot of older rich look a lot better than him w/o the nip & tuck that he desparately needs!!!
BTW I'm staying with my much younger & hottter almost just as rich BF
You bimbos can have that old goat I don't need him.
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i got kounette first try!!!!! (one after bill goat) yippee im lucky
just thought i'd rub that in hehe.. 
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Dear ladies,
I would like to let you know that
BILL IS MINE - as of today,
so please keep your paws to yourselves! 

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