Animals that seem nice but are really dangerous

TheMoonIsFull wrote:

hippos are actually very dangerous

I know! They have been known to bite people in half, and in Africa, they're more feared than crocodiles.

Chimpanzees, they seem nice but they can be really savage, eating baby chimps and stuff

Zexion wrote:

McMooMoo wrote:

Anaisa88 wrote:

Elephants that kill Rhinos

That was actually humankind's fault...The elephants were orphaned males...Orphaned because Kruger park needed to reduce elephant population by culling...The orphaned males were moved to Hluhluwe park...

The introduction of mature bulls to Hluhluwe significantly decreased rhino killings from young bulls...

Oh my god, it sorta makes you wish you that you weren't human, huh? I don't know why people are like this, but it's wrong.
Okay, one truly evil animal: my parrot, Trevor. He is truly an evil mastermind. Like, he puts his head to one side and acts all cute, you go up to stoke him, and he bites you. Then, he laughs his head off! He tells to shut-up if you talk during a program on TV he likes, and throws various objects of food at innocent people for his own amusment.He also poops on the poor innocent labradors, which he also finds amusing. He is addicted to tea and Port. But, if he drinks too much alchol, he often has a hangover in the morning and can be extremly grumpy. Evil, or what?

that funny , i wish i had a parrot like that so he could bite my friends when they come over

Zexion wrote:

Okay, one truly evil animal: my parrot, Trevor. He is truly an evil mastermind. Like, he puts his head to one side and acts all cute, you go up to stoke him, and he bites you. Then, he laughs his head off! He tells to shut-up if you talk during a program on TV he likes, and throws various objects of food at innocent people for his own amusment.He also poops on the poor innocent labradors, which he also finds amusing. He is addicted to tea and Port. But, if he drinks too much alchol, he often has a hangover in the morning and can be extremly grumpy. Evil, or what?

I know what you mean! I had a Green and Gold (I think?) Macaw, and it was the evilest bird ever. His name was McGinty and he would talk in a Dublin accent and say, "Awwwk, what's wrong wit cha?" "Hmmm?"
The only one he liked was my dad, he would come down on the sofa and sit on his shoulder lol. Nobody else could do that, he would peck their hands and any other body part he could reach
He looks like the picture below (I got it off Google images). He had that weird, freaky look in his eyes. He pecked all the feathers out of his chest (because he wasn't used to his new family and missed his old owner). So when someone got too close he would open his wings and flash at people lol

Anaisa88 wrote:

Zexion wrote:

McMooMoo wrote:

That was actually humankind's fault...The elephants were orphaned males...Orphaned because Kruger park needed to reduce elephant population by culling...The orphaned males were moved to Hluhluwe park...

The introduction of mature bulls to Hluhluwe significantly decreased rhino killings from young bulls...

Oh my god, it sorta makes you wish you that you weren't human, huh? I don't know why people are like this, but it's wrong.
Okay, one truly evil animal: my parrot, Trevor. He is truly an evil mastermind. Like, he puts his head to one side and acts all cute, you go up to stoke him, and he bites you. Then, he laughs his head off! He tells to shut-up if you talk during a program on TV he likes, and throws various objects of food at innocent people for his own amusment.He also poops on the poor innocent labradors, which he also finds amusing. He is addicted to tea and Port. But, if he drinks too much alchol, he often has a hangover in the morning and can be extremly grumpy. Evil, or what?

that funny , i wish i had a parrot like that so he could bite my friends when they come over

Yeah, the bad news is he also bites ME. It hurts, man. But he just laughs! Little s***.

DonnaCaramia wrote:

My persian cat is very dangerous, especially when he sleeps.

If I think about it, my dogs can be too. Just in the wrong respect. You see, they don't attact with their teeth, if you get my drift. They just relax too much....

Zexion wrote:

I bet he was like, 'aw, cute little lion, aw *cuddles*...aw, look, he's licking me. What a sweet little.....what are you doing?...What?! Noooooooooo'
I'll leave out the chewing sound effects.

funny.

Zexion wrote:

McMooMoo wrote:

Anaisa88 wrote:

Elephants that kill Rhinos

That was actually humankind's fault...The elephants were orphaned males...Orphaned because Kruger park needed to reduce elephant population by culling...The orphaned males were moved to Hluhluwe park...

The introduction of mature bulls to Hluhluwe significantly decreased rhino killings from young bulls...

Oh my god, it sorta makes you wish you that you weren't human, huh? I don't know why people are like this, but it's wrong.
Okay, one truly evil animal: my parrot, Trevor. He is truly an evil mastermind. Like, he puts his head to one side and acts all cute, you go up to stoke him, and he bites you. Then, he laughs his head off! He tells to shut-up if you talk during a program on TV he likes, and throws various objects of food at innocent people for his own amusment.He also poops on the poor innocent labradors, which he also finds amusing. He is addicted to tea and Port. But, if he drinks too much alchol, he often has a hangover in the morning and can be extremly grumpy. Evil, or what?

I know, i've met your parrot and im really scared of him... anyways... WOLVES! an animal that seems cute but when you go up to stroke it you suddenly reakise that your arm isnt attached to you anymore... i love wolves! they are like, amazing! sorry, but i cant get over how totally awesome wolves are!

my dog<

trust me dont touch her. My brother, the vet and the dog trainer have the scars to prove it

i never saw the lobster thing, what did he do

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NinjaPigeon wrote:

My dogs pretty nice but when he farts, they are particulary dangerous!

I agree! My dogs are LETHAL.

My sister's cat was pure evil. He always attacked my cat when they were living together no matter what; I had to keep them separate at all times or he'd go for her. Plus, he'd never go for my other cat, a young male; just her! So one day when he managed to get past the door where she was and they were fighting, I went in and swatted at him (not the best thing to do, I know, but I was just trying to break up the fight and save my cat... boy did I learn the hard way) and he turned around and bit the crap out of me. I had two puncture wounds from his teeth in my forearm for a few weeks. And I still have the lovely scars! Just thinking about it makes me hate that cat. Grrr.

Also, I used to think hamsters were cute, but after I was holding my friend's once in 2nd grade and it bit my finger (side note: why do they always bite the area right next to the nail? OUCH.) I decided they were evil minions from heck.

Last edited by maudeish (09-14-2008 02:15)