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Inspirational quotes , funny quotes , smart quotes etc
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.= Richard Pryor
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''Boredom is a great motivator.'' - Uma Thurman xXx




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"I told you I was ill" is written on Spike Milligans gravestone!
How funny is that!?!?! It puts in me hysterics every time I hear it. 
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these are my two favourite quotes like ever! 
"a wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesn not belive and leaves before she is left" - Marilyn Monroe
“"Life and death, energy and peace, if i stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes, that I have made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it for having been allowed to walk where I've walked. Which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, in it and above..."
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Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves. William Shakespeare

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"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new" - Albert Einstein

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'Never eat yellow snow' 'Licking door-knobs on other planets is illegal'
SpongeBob SquarePants. The greatest lyricist, poet, writer, cleaner, square, sponge, that ever lived.

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"A book of quotations . . . can never be complete" - Robert M. Hamilton

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I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think . " Richard Pryor
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
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my dad died ******* , he came and went at the same time." Richard Pryor
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