My ex has been messaging me :|

Thanks
Me and my latest have decided to stay friends since the main problem with us was the long distance

YAAAAY!!! I told the naughty X where to sick it
Haha you shud'v seen the look on is face, and yeah whoever said he might be after a booty call was right
Oh well hope he chokes on a piece of chicken and dies

there's a a saying, "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me."  there's a reason why the people in your past aren't part of your future. leave your ex's where they belong, in the past.