General ways to annoy people

Find a "tourist hot spot" and jump in front of as many cameras as you can.  Then give your address to the camera-guy asking for a copy.   

PoodleTang wrote:

Find a "tourist hot spot" and jump in front of as many cameras as you can.  Then give your address to the camera-guy asking for a copy.   :D

And if you have no time for this you can always just ask everyone if they want your autograph :)

kimdatumanong wrote:

Besoaria wrote:

PoodleTang wrote:

Find a "tourist hot spot" and jump in front of as many cameras as you can.  Then give your address to the camera-guy asking for a copy.   

And if you have no time for this you can always just ask everyone if they want your autograph

or better yet, hand them your autographed picture, all teeth showing type of smile, with a single phrase at the bottom part

VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT

That's better than my idea lol.

Here's another: grab one of those remote control fart machines and walk into a crowded elevator.  Set off the fart machine and when everyone turns to look at you, point to some random person and say "he did it". 

Or: Sneak into a random waiting room (like in a doctor's office) and crawl around on the floor and around the chairs with a plastic spoon in your mouth humming the "mission impossible" theme song.
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Please don't ask me if I've tried any of these lol 

PoodleTang wrote:

kimdatumanong wrote:

Besoaria wrote:

And if you have no time for this you can always just ask everyone if they want your autograph

or better yet, hand them your autographed picture, all teeth showing type of smile, with a single phrase at the bottom part

VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT

That's better than my idea lol.

Here's another: grab one of those remote control fart machines and walk into a crowded elevator.  Set off the fart machine and when everyone turns to look at you, point to some random person and say "he did it". 

Or: Sneak into a random waiting room (like in a doctor's office) and crawl around on the floor and around the chairs with a plastic spoon in your mouth humming the "mission impossible" theme song.
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Please don't ask me if I've tried any of these lol 

My last one is actually more scary than funny lol.  I got another one though.

At the end of each sentence act like you're going to say more.  Don't say the sentence like you would if there was a period at the end of it. 

Example: I really enjoyed the movie.... (instead of: I really enjoyed the movie.)  That way the people around you wait awkwardly for you to say more.   

Lol, I tried this today:

When you're on the elevator with someone, start pushing the buttons like crazy. Of course the elevator has to be that type which has "memory" to stop at many floors.

Or just ask "what level are you going to?" and push something different, say thay you're sorry and repeat. Works especially on business buildings, easier to find really busy people.

PoodleTang wrote:

Here's one:  When you're at the store grab a bunch of packs of "Vagisil" or some extra strength preparation H and throw them into random people's carts when they're not looking. 

Tip:  When you're done, get out of the store.  (just in case) 

That's hysterical!

LOL, those are great ones :D. The "choose me" is rather creepy also... my absolute favourite is still: "Name your dog 'Dog'". My aunt named her cat "Cat"...

I invented some...

Take pictures of people from l"ow view profile" [you know that ugly side of you, every pretty pic is taken somehow from the upper view] and get t-shirts, mugs etc. merchandise done of these pics. Then send them as gifts to various people :).

When someone's wearing a high hat [especially top hat, since those are pretty expensive too] walk behind and simply hit the hat so it falls to the ground.

Be always late. From funerals too.

Walk trought a big people crowd saying "I'm sorry". Repeat. If you make a "staff" or "vip" shirt or card you can do this again and again without making people too annoyed and violent.

Send stupid junk to people. As simple as that.

Break all the valued glasses etc. you can find from peoples' houses. Act badly being very sorry. 

Laugh. And don't tell what are you laughing at when someone asks.

Last edited by Besoaria (08-03-2008 17:58)

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

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1.Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3 Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
4 Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6 Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7 Meow occasionally.
8 Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9 Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

11 Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
12 Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
     Say "Ding" at each floor.
13 Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
14 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15 Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
16 When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17 Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
18 Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
19 When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

20 Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
21 Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
22 Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
23 Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
24 Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

25 Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
26 Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
27 Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
28 Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
29 Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

30 Ask, "Did you feel that?"
31 Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
32 When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
34 Swat at flies that don't exist.
35 Tell people that you can see their aura.

36 Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
       Shave.
37 On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
38 Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
39 When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

40 Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
41 Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
42 Leave a box between the doors.
43 Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
44 Start a sing-along.

45 One word: Flatulence!
46 Do Tai Chi exercises 
47 Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
48 If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

49 Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
50 Bring a chair along.
51 Lean against the button panel.
52 While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
53 Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

drag0nfly wrote:

My fave is:

When you're in a changing room at the mall, yell very loudly: "There isn't any toilet paper in here!"

LOL - I love that idea!  I'm gonna try that next time I go shopping

BlondeyMaytee - I bow in reverence to your "annoying" awesomeness.  those were just pure genius.   

PoodleTang wrote:

I thought of another one - and this one might just get you maced!

Next time you go see a movie and there's only one or two people in the theater besides you, sit right next them.  After you've sat down just smile at them and act like it's the most natural thing in the world.   

So is that not a normal thing to do? Oh dear...

these made me laugh so hard, especiallty the elevator ones

bring a small office into the elevator :a chair and a table then when someone comes in ask him for ticket if he doesn't have one (he won't)then give him a made ticket by u it can be with a smily face and charge him for it  (tested)
it's a great way to make ppl to not take the elevator and walk on the stairs