~HEALTH BULLETIN OF THE DAY~

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#1 07-24-2008 14:13

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~HEALTH BULLETIN OF THE DAY~

The Truth About Heart Attacks..

    After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:

    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    5. Germans drink beer and eat sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

    The Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem

    Gracias. Comenzaré hablando español de ahora en adelante.

    Vielen Dank. Ich werde anfangen, Deutsch ab jetzt zu sprechen.

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    Ringraziarla. Comincerò parlando l’italiano d’ora innanzi.

    Takk deg. Jeg vil starte til Ã¥ tale Nordmann fra nÃ¥ pÃ¥.

    Le français. Jamais ! !!!! sourire

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#2 07-25-2008 03:01

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I couldnt read the other language parts but that was funny. I do believe that we should still speak english though, I just think that being american gives us more heart attacks or something. I hate not being able to know what people are saying. Go english. haha.

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#3 07-27-2008 01:57

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HAHA LOL LMAO ROFL

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#4 07-27-2008 02:31

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This is really funny.

Thanks for sharing!

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#5 07-29-2008 08:15

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lol!!!!!!!

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