The Bad Advice Game

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#51 07-24-2008 02:02

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You DO know that when you eat a dog to get rid of rabies, you have to debone it first, right?  Otherwise you are at risk of contracting West Nile Virus!

Now that you have West Nile Virus, I'm sorry, but the only solution is to run up and down 6 lanes of highway traffic wearing a chicken suit.

Crap, I'm super fat now and the modeling agency doesn't want me.  They say I have to lose weight.  WHAT DO I DO?

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#52 07-24-2008 02:03

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Eat more ribs so that all your teeth will be equal.

i got a computer virus!

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#53 07-24-2008 02:26

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Rub some cream on it.

My nail just broke!

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#54 07-24-2008 02:59

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buy a fake hand.

i got too much sun.

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#55 07-24-2008 06:02

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Lie outside in the sun wearing absolutely nothing for a whole afternoon for a month.

My dog stinks even though she had a bath just yesterday.

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#56 07-24-2008 12:07

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sit at home all by yourself and do nothing at all

i hate smoking what should i do

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#57 07-24-2008 22:12

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Lock yourself up in a glass bubble and lose contact with everyone.

I'm tired

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#58 07-25-2008 00:39

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Have 32 bawls sodas, 24 espressos, 49 coffees, and a mocha-frappa-thing-thang!

I want to know how I can become less lazy!

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#59 07-25-2008 01:25

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watch richard simmons in your raincoat eating ice cream


My 10 month old  Daughter is teething... and being VERY VERY fussy.... HELP

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#60 07-25-2008 01:40

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just give her an extra strenght dose of pepto bismol, it;ll knock her right out. repeat until all teeth have come in.


how can i get over my fear of loons?

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#61 07-25-2008 03:29

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Dress like a clown

How can i get people to read my thread, "Ode to the 60 second delay"?




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#62 07-25-2008 04:00

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Put gasoline on top of it.

THere is nothing to watch on T.V.

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#63 07-25-2008 07:39

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Watch the radio instead

I think I have a caffeine addiction!!!

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#64 07-25-2008 08:58

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DRINK MORE COFFEE! if you dont, bad things will happen.
stock up on energy drinks and do not, i repeat, do not convert to tea!

i have too much homework.

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#65 07-26-2008 02:51

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Eat it.  If you are afraid of constipation, have your dog eat it, and then eat your dog.

My room is incredibly messy.

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#66 07-26-2008 02:56

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throw a blanket over everything to cover it up.


I have finals next week, how can i get an A on all of them?

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#67 07-26-2008 03:12

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Bribe all your teachers by offering to cook and clean for them for the next 30 years for free.  Worked for me!

I want to make a ton of money, how can I do this quickly?

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#68 07-26-2008 03:21

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Invest all your life savings in the invention of a new car that uses up a ton of gas..
Everyone will want one so you'll get rich quick smile

I have a job interview, but im not sure how to make a good impression what should i do?

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#69 07-26-2008 03:22

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Rob a bank & then invest in Enron this should make you a ton of money very quickly.


My neighbors are having a party and their music is too loud what should I do?

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#70 07-26-2008 03:51

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go over and offer to dance topless on their tables for free if they turn the music down when you leave

My house is too hot and it's raining, where should I go ???

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#71 07-26-2008 03:52

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stay in the house and cover up with a blnaket this should help you cool off.


My kids wont go to bed what should I do?

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#72 07-26-2008 04:09

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Feed them cake, cookies & sugar, then offer to take them to get ice cream if they yell as loud as they can.

Mah boyfriend doesn't like being romantic!  D:

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#73 07-26-2008 04:12

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watch a football game with him and at during the final 2 minutes of the game stand in front of the tv and tell him you need to talk about your relationship.


My car is leaking oil, what should I do?

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#74 07-26-2008 04:27

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You should pop the hood and check it out yourself - you may need a match or lighter to see better. Carefully take a torn piece of you shirt to wipe up the offending oil and then shove it into the source of the leak. This should last until you are able to get to the repair store.


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#75 07-26-2008 05:36

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just put on a few more layers of socks.
there is bound to be two that match somewhere.

i hate this movie that is on tv.

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