The Bad Advice Game

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#1 07-22-2008 02:24

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The Bad Advice Game

Hallo my fellow bimbos, and welcome to the bad advice game!  This is a silly game in the vein of comedy shows with "good idea/bad idea" sketches or "dear prudence/ask amy" style skits.

The rules are very simple:  Give bimbos (with **fake** questions) a very bad, bad solution to simple (or not simple, you decide!) problems.

For example, let us say one bimbo asks:  "HELP!  My foot itches!  What should I do?"

The next bimbo's bad advice could be:

--"Cut it off.  Its the only way."
--"OH NO!  You probably have ITCHYFOOTITIS.  Go to the hospital RIGHT NOW."
--"Do you have a bathtub?  Good.  Take 10 packets of gelatin, and fill your tub with jello..."

Once you have given the answer (it can be as detailed or as simple as you'd like, as short or as long, with any tone, from snarky to silly), ask another question.  Questions can be ANYTHING (stupid or serious) and answers can be done in ANY WAY.  Just make sure its bad advice!!! big_smile 

I'll start!

I hate doctors, and I have to go to the dentist on Tuesday.  How can I get over my fear of doctors, quickly?

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#2 07-22-2008 04:46

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

sourire you could just kill the doctor so you dont have a doctor to go to!!

my best friend swallowed a key!  what can she do??

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#3 07-22-2008 04:48

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

she should sit in an industrial strength, junk yard magnet.  It'll come right out...

I'm afraid of the dark... what do I do?

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#4 07-22-2008 05:02

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Buy night vision goggles. 

I need to be at the North Pole in 30 minutes.  How do I do that!?

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#5 07-22-2008 05:10

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Built a catapult.  A big one. 

My friend borrowed 5 bucks and forget to pay me back.  How should I approach the issue?

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#6 07-22-2008 05:21

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Oh no ! take a book and wack her on the head

What do I do , I forgot my speech.

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#7 07-22-2008 05:26

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Do the macarana instead

I can't get a boyfriend. How do I solve that?

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#8 07-22-2008 06:18

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

get a girlfriend instead.

My toes are really cold. How can I keep them warm?

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#9 07-22-2008 06:22

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

roast them over a fire !

I hate plucking my eyebrows, what else can I do ?

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#10 07-22-2008 07:10

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

stop plucking and let them grow into a unibrow

i can't seem to fall asleep easily

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#11 07-22-2008 07:26

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

stay awake and eat junk food and watch movies instead

my dog is not toilet trained .. wot do i do

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#12 07-22-2008 16:27

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Hire Chuck Norris.  He'll straighten your puppy out in NO TIME.

Help!  My toaster is on fire!  What should I do?!

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#13 07-22-2008 16:51

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

stick a fork in it!

im hungry what should i do??

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#14 07-22-2008 17:57

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

dig your claws in your CATS legs.

I need my room clean by tonight!

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#15 07-22-2008 17:59

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Move all your stuff into a posh hotel bedroom and claim it's your penthouse apartment wink

I am really warm right now.....xXx

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#16 07-22-2008 18:07

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Shave your head so you can cool off.

My eye itches.

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#17 07-22-2008 18:20

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

I heard kibbles and bits is delicious. big_smile

I'm tired

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#18 07-22-2008 21:49

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Pull an allnighter and run a mile.

I need a present for my dad.

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#19 07-23-2008 03:32

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Oh, that's simple!  Buy your mom loads of stuff, she should not need something so she can regift him with an item or two!

Help!  I'm addicted to Miss Bimbo!

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#20 07-23-2008 03:34

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

STop Playing!!!!  (it hurts me to say it *tear, tear*)

OMG!  My Bluetooth keeps falling off my ear!

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#21 07-23-2008 03:40

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

get a gorilla to glue it.

I cant get to sleep...

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#22 07-23-2008 03:40

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Nail your eyes shut.

My hands hurt

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#23 07-23-2008 03:45

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

chop them off and use your legs instead

i am terribly broke and my rent is due

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#24 07-23-2008 03:45

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Rob a bank

i'm hungry

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#25 07-23-2008 04:12

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Re: The Bad Advice Game

Eat your feet, they're nutritious--AND delicious!

My back is KILLING me.

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