This is why women should rule the world

1. we can walk around in IKEA without getting mentally distressed
2. we got off the Titanic first
3. If we have a mail boss we can get a day off by saying names of mystified diseases in our vaginias
4. We can play with our pc's and ruin it all, and yet the man will fix it with a smile on his lips when we are done
5. We look good in our mens clothes, they look ridiculous in ours
6. we can cry our selves from getting a speed-ticket
7. Men dies first, so we get some pleasure out of their life-ensureances
8. We dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance
9. we get free food, drinks and tickets to the cinema
10. We can hug and kiss our female friends without anything thinking we are lesbian
11. A new lip-color gives life a whole new shine
12. We can live our lives without taking a public shower
13. We can cheer on our work-buddies without giving them a little smack in the butt
14. If we are stupid theres is men that thinks we are cute
15. We can dress our selfes with style
16. We can talk with the oppisite sex without thinking of taking nude-photos of him.
17. If we marry a 20 year younger man we know we look stupid
18. We can judge a man by knowing his shoe-taste
19. We know how to wrap men around our little fingers

any other reasons are welcome

Last edited by Futtnetwalker (07-22-2008 15:48)