Asian Man and White Man talking

#1 07-17-2008 05:07

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Asian Man and White Man talking

Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??"

Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
into croissants and export them to Asia."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Asia listens in silence.

The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"

Asian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia."

The Asian (peed of) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Asian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Asian: "We don't. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America.


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#2 07-17-2008 07:28

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

love it... hilarious lol!

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#3 07-17-2008 07:31

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LOL!!!


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#4 07-17-2008 07:53

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

lol

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#5 07-17-2008 07:55

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haha!!


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#6 07-17-2008 18:48

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AHA! Yuck! lol


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#7 07-17-2008 21:28

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lol....thats one wicked joke
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#8 07-19-2008 01:53

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LOl


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#9 07-19-2008 14:38

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eewwwwwww but funny all the same!

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#10 07-21-2008 01:05

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

haha smile


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#11 07-21-2008 01:26

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i wasn't expecting the ending
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#12 07-21-2008 13:05

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

ive heard that one before, but it was an englishman and an american when I heard it xD


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#13 07-21-2008 15:44

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haha!


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#14 07-21-2008 15:53

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LOL thats funny


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#15 07-21-2008 16:45

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#16 07-21-2008 18:24

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Hehe, love the ending


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#17 07-21-2008 22:58

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

LOL @ the ending!


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#18 07-21-2008 22:59

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Re: Asian Man and White Man talking

Lmao! I was wondering how it would end lol Good joke! smile


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#19 07-22-2008 02:37

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#20 07-22-2008 12:20

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nice... that's a good joke, i like it tongue

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#21 11-15-2008 18:32

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cool joke!!

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#22 11-15-2008 19:51

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hahaha
hilarious!
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#23 11-15-2008 19:55

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#24 11-16-2008 04:48

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LOLOL haha!
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#25 11-16-2008 04:52

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lol , >/////<
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