Chuck Norris
#1 07-10-2008 21:25
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Chuck Norris
I love the Chuck Norris 'Facts' so post any you hear... here!
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
It's better to burn out than to fade away
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#2 07-10-2008 21:29
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This is one of my faves:
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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#3 07-10-2008 23:29
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Chuck Norris doesn't Blink. Last time he blinked was during a stage appearance in an arena. 20,00 females i the arena immediately fell pregnant
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#4 07-10-2008 23:31
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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#5 07-11-2008 13:06
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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#6 07-11-2008 14:43
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Re: Chuck Norris
who is Chuck Norris??
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#8 07-11-2008 17:10
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Re: Chuck Norris
kissme123 wrote:
who is Chuck Norris??
Chuck Norris is an action movie star. He is very actiony!
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#9 07-11-2008 17:13
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Chuck doesn't sleep, he waits.....
I love that one!
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 
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#10 07-11-2008 17:24
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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#11 07-13-2008 12:58
#12 07-13-2008 13:05
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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#13 07-13-2008 13:51
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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#14 07-13-2008 14:23
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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#15 07-14-2008 09:23
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There are 398 ways Chuck Norris can kill you...with his eyes
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#16 07-14-2008 15:01
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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#17 07-14-2008 17:47
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Re: Chuck Norris
They are all really funny!!!!
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#18 07-14-2008 18:22
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
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#19 07-14-2008 18:27
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Chuck Norris may kill people, but Tom Selleck has sex with their widows.
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#21 07-14-2008 23:35
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Re: Chuck Norris
this message has been approved by chuck norris.
chuck norris does all my stunts.
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#22 07-15-2008 12:06
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So... he's like a movie star or? Why does everyone make jokes about him, what is so special about that man? Sorry lol, I don't know him xD
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#23 07-15-2008 12:52
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Re: Chuck Norris
Katarzena wrote:
So... he's like a movie star or? Why does everyone make jokes about him, what is so special about that man? Sorry lol, I don't know him xD
Lol, it's just that he's something the internet latched ahold of and ran with! But, you can blame Conan O'Brien for it really. Silly internet kids.
Yeah, he's a movie/television star, and he does martial arts.
I wanted to stop buy and give the girls this:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
It's just a training exercise.
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#24 07-15-2008 20:18
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Re: Chuck Norris
Culsu wrote:
Katarzena wrote:
So... he's like a movie star or? Why does everyone make jokes about him, what is so special about that man? Sorry lol, I don't know him xD
Lol, it's just that he's something the internet latched ahold of and ran with! But, you can blame Conan O'Brien for it really. Silly internet kids.
Yeah, he's a movie/television star, and he does martial arts.
I wanted to stop buy and give the girls this:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
the mighty facts website.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
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#25 07-17-2008 07:57
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell you to "turn that frown upside down"...he rearranges it himself
The Big Bang was the result of the last time someone said "no" to Chuck Norris.
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