
I guess this is the best place for this topic on the forum, cos some quotes are funny...
Anyway share some of your favourite quotes with me!
Here are a few I like: "Never wrestle with a pig: you'll both get dirty, but the pig'll enjoy it"
"All decent people live beyond their incomes nowadays, and those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's. A few gifted individuals manage to do both." - saki
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison."
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it."
You get the idea... 
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"run free like a wild cantelope."
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Ooeee, i know one about Marylin Monroe and Einstein 
It was something like Marylin Monroe sending a letter to Einstein which said she wanted a baby with him. The baby should have her looks and his brains. And Einstein replied with: but what if the baby has my looks and your brain? ^^
Hm, doesn't sound as funny like when I first heard it, ah well 
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