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Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:07

Bye, Kandie!

I found this quite amusing...

In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job" . That is the story of the universe.

And this one:

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:08

Hi Anhi! And everyone else!

JuliaJ · 07-09-2008 03:11

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:16

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:18

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother’s womb.

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:19

I've been munching on Ginger Snaps for the last couple of hours. Seems to have helped me tummy a bit.

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:20

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:22

Yay for ginger snaps! Have you tried drinking something hot Anhi? I find hot water with honey and lemon or with sugar and ginger to be quite soothing that time of the month - anything sweet and hot.

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:25

Hollywould wrote:
Yay for ginger snaps! Have you tried drinking something hot Anhi? I find hot water with honey and lemon or with sugar and ginger to be quite soothing that time of the month - anything sweet and hot.

I haven't actually started yet, which sucks because I already feel like I'm on it. Boo with pre and post menstrual cramps. I feel like I'm constantly on it. And no, I haven't had any hot liquids. Although, I should but I don't feel so bad right now. I was more nauseous than anything today. snif

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:29

I don't know why, but this one made me giggle quite a bit!

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

JuliaJ · 07-09-2008 03:31

I got kicked off bimbo! Gosh, anyways.. love the quotes! You've all been very hospitable and I hope you feel better soon, Anhi.

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:33

Sounds delightful Anhi. Glad you're feeling better now though.

Wait...you're how old and you still haven't had menopause? This must be a medical miracle!

Kandiegirl08 · 07-09-2008 03:34

Hey gals - I am back great news its a beach day tomorrow - no rain in sight finally! - so I am on my way there in the morning!! I will take my camera and get some hot shots for you gals....so have to hit the sack to get my beauty sleep!!!! Ohhhh i wish I could borrow that g string thats goin around!!!!!!!

goodnight!!!! cool

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:35

That's sweet of you to say JuliaJ. Have another drink?

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:36

Good night Kandie!

Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:36

JuliaJ wrote:
I got kicked off bimbo! Gosh, anyways.. love the quotes! You've all been very hospitable and I hope you feel better soon, Anhi.

Thanks!

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. fou rire

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

I'm sorry! I can't help myself, these are too funny! I'm falling outta my chair over here!

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:38

Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have told Anhi about that site...

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Anhi · 07-09-2008 03:41

Hollywould wrote:
Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have told Anhi about that site...

I'm still going through them all! fou rire

Cats are silly! tongue

Hollywould · 07-09-2008 03:49

I'm such a geek. I love this.

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Brainee · 07-09-2008 04:03

Holy crap! You hags had a party while I was out. Drinks, races and Chuck! If I find out you beaches called the fire dept. I will be ticked.

Anhi · 07-09-2008 04:06

brainee wrote:
Holy crap! You hags had a party while I was out. Drinks, races and Chuck! If I find out you beaches called the fire dept. I will be ticked.

We already called the firemen! You didn't see the pic? hein fou rire

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FlibbertyGibbet · 07-09-2008 04:06

brainee wrote:
Holy crap! You hags had a party while I was out. Drinks, races and Chuck! If I find out you beaches called the fire dept. I will be ticked.

Um did somebody say 911?!

Anhi, did you try camomile tea? It does something to the uterus, your not supposed to drink it when your pregnant. It always helps my crampy before time.

FlibbertyGibbet · 07-09-2008 04:07

I need something other than a virtual cocktail.

FLOOOOOOOD

Anhi · 07-09-2008 04:08

FlibbertyGibbet wrote:
brainee wrote:
Holy crap! You hags had a party while I was out. Drinks, races and Chuck! If I find out you beaches called the fire dept. I will be ticked.
Um did somebody say 911?!

Anhi, did you try camomile tea? It does something to the uterus, your not supposed to drink it when your pregnant. It always helps my crampy before time.

I love chamomile tea! I'll probably have some tomorrow. I've already popped some pills, so I feel okay right now. sourire

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