kk i have a good 1
2 twin girls (twins WITH EACH OTHER)
1 is 40
the other is 42
they married each other.
any ideas????
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I have two easy ones here :
I am in the middle of river
I am in the center of gravity
I am the capital of vietnam
In a camp , everyone needs to cut their hair,who cuts the hairdresser hair?
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The hairdresser is bald!
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i go all round the world BUT... i only stay in one corner what am i??
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THAT ONE WAS A STAMP
CUZ ITS ON THE CORNAH OV A LETTER BUT A LETTER GOES ALL ROUND THE WORLD LOL
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That is a good one!
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Luvet wrote:
CARCRASHbimbo wrote:
Here's my favourite riddle:
What is greater than god,
more evil than the devil,
the rich have it,
the poor need it,
and if you eat it you'll die?nothing
like you have got part of the joke backwards dude
the poor have it
the rich need it
not the other way around
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I am in the middle of river
I am in the center of gravity
I am the capital of vietnam
How about this ? Any one ?
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the letter V,
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Any more riddles ?

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there is a woman who has two boyfriends ,
one boyfriend is going away for a week on holiday and he gives the woman 7 apples why ?
The other guy is a doctor , ( the saying , an apple a day keeps the doctor away )
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there is a small man and he lives on the 12th floor and every day he goes out shopping but when he comes back he takes the lift to the tenth floor and walks to the 12th floor but he hates walking, so why does he do it ???
the man is SMALL he cant reach the button with 12 on it in the lift
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CARCRASHbimbo wrote:
Ok, easy one:
What has four fingers, a thumb, but no flesh or blood?
oh
i heard that 1 b4 but the ansa was a glove not a skeleton hand
lol -x-
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minnie789 wrote:
kk i have a good 1
2 twin girls (twins WITH EACH OTHER)
1 is 40
the other is 42
they married each other.
any ideas????
somethin 2 do with them both bein vicars ?? -x-



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Oh that's a good one (the vicar) and also the glove one, and also Misspinkmarty I love your signature and your picture!
Riddle: (I don't think this has been done but may be mistaken)
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
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Riddle: (I don't think this has been done but may be mistaken)
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
The Name Of Whatever He Was Riding Was Friday
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Correct his horse is called Friday
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ok here is an easy one
when im black i am clean
when im white i am dirty
what am i?
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two boys were born on the same day, the same hour and they same minute. They both have the same mother but they are not twins. how is this possible?
haha this one took me a while
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If You Have Me You Want To Share Me, If You Share Me You Havent Got Me. What Am I?
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strawberriXkisses wrote:
two boys were born on the same day, the same hour and they same minute. They both have the same mother but they are not twins. how is this possible?
haha this one took me a while
They're Triplets!!
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Vodka93 wrote:
Oh that's a good one (the vicar) and also the glove one, and also Misspinkmarty I love your signature and your picture!
Riddle: (I don't think this has been done but may be mistaken)
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
lol thanks
-x-



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DanTheMan wrote:
What can you put in a basket to make it lighter?
Helium? Although I don't think that's the right answer cos that would be a bit random to put helium in a basket. 
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