mamma jokes
#1 07-06-2008 13:08
- Seliious
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mamma jokes
uR MaMmA'S SOoO FaT WhEn sHe sIts iN ThE MiDdLe oF ThE RoAd EvErYoNe tHinkS ShEs a rOuAnDaBOuT.... 
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#2 07-06-2008 15:31
- XCandyAllOverx
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Re: mamma jokes
lol
erm wel to tel you the truth i think Momma jokes are offensive but......
your mommas so fat it takes her 360 days to turn around! LOL
I dont know if that was very funny or not..i heard that from my brother.
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#3 07-09-2008 16:47
- Missy855
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Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home
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#4 07-09-2008 17:03
- MissBimboG
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yo momma's so fat she got baptised at sea world
love this 1 
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#5 07-17-2008 19:34
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Yo mommas so old, she sat behind Jesus in First School!
I realize this may be offensive to people who dont believe in Jesus. But its also offensive to people with mommas so... XD
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#6 07-18-2008 19:39
- ValenciaMay
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Yo, mamma so crazy she attacked a pencil becaus it had a nicer shade then her.
Yo, mamma so dumb that she brought a bell to eat at taco bell.
Yo, mamma so fat that she sucked up all the ocean water like spongebob.
Yo, mamma so ugly that Micheal Jackson won miss america.
Yo, mamma so dumb caus she though that god was a brand of soap.
Yo, mamma so blonde that she tried to drown a gold fish and it wouldn't die.
Yeah thats all I got I can't think of any thing else.. Sorry if they kinda stink but I'm better at regular jokes and I also want to be a comedian some day I am actually really good at being funny with jokes and stuff just I kinda have no idea when it comes to"Yo,mamma" jokes.
Oh,and I'm sorry if any of my jokes maybe affended anyone but you know even if I'm not very good at mamma jokes rather then regular ones it couldn't hurt to at least try.
I'm just like a shadow I reflect off things that move rather then see.
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#7 07-19-2008 20:31
- Carys23
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Re: mamma jokes
got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - her face says it all...
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#8 07-19-2008 20:32
- Numba1bimbx
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Your momma's so old her breast milks powdered
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#9 07-20-2008 16:16
- Carys23
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Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
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