The perfect couple!

#1 07-04-2008 06:52

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The perfect couple!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus, with a huge bundle of toys.

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer.


















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.

***Women stop here. That is the end of the joke.
***Men keep scrolling











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving, and that explains why there was a car accident.


By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.


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#2 07-04-2008 07:06

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Re: The perfect couple!

I read it till the end! tongue
I never listen!


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#3 07-04-2008 07:27

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Re: The perfect couple!

Me too XD


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#4 07-05-2008 01:49

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Re: The perfect couple!

i dont listen all the time.your jokes are good and it also teach other people a lesson! wanna be friends hifigirl?

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#5 07-05-2008 02:03

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Re: The perfect couple!

lol i love the end
that a woman never listens


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#6 07-05-2008 02:23

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Re: The perfect couple!

i didnt listen 2...i also read till the end....love it!

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#7 07-06-2008 20:22

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Re: The perfect couple!

that is well funny when it said women stop here i waited about 10 seconds then i just had to see what was at the end lol.... like it says women never listen!!


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#8 07-06-2008 21:57

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Re: The perfect couple!

Lmao.. Funny x


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#9 07-08-2008 00:35

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haha I read to the end wow smile


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#10 07-08-2008 04:46

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Re: The perfect couple!

tirani wrote:

i dont listen all the time.your jokes are good and it also teach other people a lesson! wanna be friends hifigirl?

Ok!


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#11 07-08-2008 09:44

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Re: The perfect couple!

kewl..

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#12 07-09-2008 00:28

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Re: The perfect couple!

lol, I read to the end too...

Glad I did, made me lol big_smile

Nice one


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#13 07-09-2008 04:15

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Re: The perfect couple!

._."  I read it till the end.

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#14 07-09-2008 04:28

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lol, I couldn't stop reading! XD

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#15 07-12-2008 11:25

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Geez nice one sourire


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#16 07-15-2008 00:54

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hah i read to the end. i feel like an idiot.
nice jokes btw.


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#17 07-19-2008 00:26

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lol

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#18 07-19-2008 05:21

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Re: The perfect couple!

haha.


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#19 07-19-2008 09:37

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Re: The perfect couple!

how could you not read to the end when it tells you to stop reading?!

it just made me want to keep reading even more! big_smile

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#20 07-19-2008 15:29

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That was hilarious!!! smile

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#21 07-24-2008 23:49

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Re: The perfect couple!

haha
thats a good one
nah women do listen we just choose to be stuborn and argue the bleep about stuff hehe
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#22 07-25-2008 14:20

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Re: The perfect couple!

lol haha that was so funny

nd thats true as well women dont listen much!!!

especially me!


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