Comeback Lines!

Hifigirl · 07-04-2008 05:44

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.

M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Papillionsky · 07-04-2008 05:48

I though the comeback lines were really clever. smile

Eldan · 07-04-2008 06:05

sourire

Hifigirl · 07-04-2008 06:28

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
If some guy really asks me that, I'll definitely use it.

Tirani · 07-05-2008 00:52

lol all your joeks are hilarious to me so far.

I RATED #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = D

Nikkiisawesome · 07-05-2008 01:09

i have read three of your posts and everyone is funnier than the last

Stargirl93 · 07-06-2008 15:39

oh, oh, i got one that my friend actually said to a guy,,, the guy was joking trying to make her look stupid,,,

M: hi, will you kiss me?
W: ooh, sorry, i couldn't two-time your dad.

funniest thing i've heard this year.

JadeyBabey · 07-07-2008 10:33

sourire that was a classs come back tell ur mate

i think i may use that lol

i bet the guys face was a picture lol

Jaderz

XxXx

Lepricornrainbows · 07-07-2008 15:43

This isn't about men and women but i got one:
Someones says to you : Oh look, theres a flying pig!
You say to them: Yeah, you in an aeroplane!

This is only to use as a joke though!!!!

Stargirl93 · 07-07-2008 19:45

JadeyBabey wrote:
that was a classs come back tell ur mate

i think i may use that lol

i bet the guys face was a picture lol

Jaderz

XxXx

it was brilliant... all his friends were ready to laugh at her, but instead they went running around to everyone they saw telling them what happened. he couldnt get them to shut up fast enough. big_smile

LadiiEva · 07-07-2008 23:33

these are funny and I'm the type of person that would really say these to a guy. Can't wait to try them.

Lizzy1515 · 07-08-2008 07:39

yikes cool

Cwnkp4eva · 07-08-2008 09:39

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yes, I work in the local GUM clinic!!!

i thought that this one was soooooo funny!!!!xox

HeatherLouise · 07-08-2008 15:15

cwnkp4eva wrote:
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yes, I work in the local GUM clinic!!!

i thought that this one was soooooo funny!!!!xox

Hahaaa.. Pmsl. :L

CARCRASHbimbo · 07-08-2008 23:25

I'd deff use some of these... big_smile

MissBimboG · 07-09-2008 16:28

these are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x

JoobyBabe24 · 07-09-2008 20:50

omg well done! show them lads xactly where to go!!

Xlittlexcx · 07-09-2008 22:10

cwnkp4eva wrote:
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yes, I work in the local GUM clinic!!!

i thought that this one was soooooo funny!!!!xox

bahahahahahahahahahaha this one is well funny

Whoer · 07-11-2008 00:04

hifigirl wrote:
M:

M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

haha brilliant!those are genius! sourire