
Phoebe - 'Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?'
That song was all I heard growing up 
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Ross: I happen to like 8 year old boys.... (his attempt at flirting!)
***also diff episode***
Pheobe: hey maybe you can let him into your sad mens club?
Ross: Its divorced mens club
Pheobe: Potayto Potarto!
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Ross- 'Phoebe's gotta let me into her wedding. What's a wedding without me?'
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joey...hey im chandler...could i BE wearing anymore clothes?! maybe if i wasn'r going commando...
LOL
x x x

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Monica: yeah, i lost lots of weight, and yeah, i feel better about myself, and yeah, my hearts not in trouble anymore...
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Ross: im fine! fine! totally fine! hands up, who else is fine?!
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[same episode]
Ross: aw Joey! you brought something too! lets see,,, underwear,,, a toothbrush,,, and a Clash CD! I CAN USE ALL THESE THINGS!!



[br]Feed Me![br]Adopted from Valenth
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Ross: (on phone) Hi, is Rachel there ?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: This is Ross?
Mark: Ross of.....
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
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stargirl93 wrote:
Ross: im fine! fine! totally fine! hands up, who else is fine?!
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[same episode]
Ross: aw Joey! you brought something too! lets see,,, underwear,,, a toothbrush,,, and a Clash CD! I CAN USE ALL THESE THINGS!!
HAHA i love that episode!!
Ross: "Id like to propose a toast to love....L is for Life, and what is life without love, O is for...OH WOW! V is for how very very normal this all is, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
***Different episode***
not sure on the exact wordings..but goes somehting like this
Ross: I cant believe your afraid of swings
Rachel: Hey you cant talk, your afraid of spiders
Ross: Oh yeh, im sure theres 30 different species of poisonous swings!!!
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Joey on game show Pyramid
Gene: Wow. [Realizing he has a chance... new category is 'things that burn."] A match. A candle.
Joey: Things that go "tsss" when you put them out!
Gene: A torch. A bonfire. Uh, your pee!
Joey: Things that burn!
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Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.
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Janice: Oh.......My.......Gawd!
Phoebe: Quit being so "testosterony".
Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
I could play this game all day!
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Tag : Phoebe ? That`s pretty name.
Phoebe : You should hear my phone number.
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Rachel to Joey's recliner, Rosetta: You chick!! 
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Ross: That's amazing. How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Chandler: 'Cause Joey and me used theirs up last night, making scary faces.
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Phoebe: So how many chords do you know?
Stephanie (Chrissie Hynde): Um..all of them.
Phoebe: All of them?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Phoebe: So...do you know D?

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Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
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Joey: Name?
Ross (looking stunned)
Joey: I know Ross.. But what is it short for? Rosso? Rossopher?
Ross: That's Ross!!
Joey: Pretty! 
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Chandler - "Actually, it's MISS Chanandeler Bong."
& it's not a quote, but i love it when on one of the last episodes, when Rachel is saying her goodbyes, Joey hitches up his jeans and goes to jump off the balcony XD I love that part 

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Ross: What is the name of Chandler's father's all male burlesque review?
Monica: Viva Las Gay-gas.
Chandler: Unfortunately, that would be correct.
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Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
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Ross: I hate to lecture you guys but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults, and Joey, can't name all the states. You ever see a map, or one of those round colorful things called 'a globe'?
Chandler: Magellan? You got 46 states.
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After Chandler and Joey got robbed :
JOEY: Aww, man, he took the five of spades!!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
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Monica: (About Emma) How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Rachel: Well, when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
Chandler: Kind of like Joey.
Joey: What's that now?
Monica: Now come on, Chandler, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving it away at the mall...
[Monica stares]
Chandler: ...in exchange for money.
Ross: Wow, Joey, that's a steamy picture.
Joey: Yeah, I know. The magazine said it was for my gay fans.
[winks at Ross]
Ross: Why'd you wink at me?
Joey: Don't look at me. You're the one who noticed the picture
Ross: If you're going to call me names, I would prefer Ross, the Divorce Force. It's just cooler.
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Ross:(to Chandler) 'anyway, its physically impossible because for me to have sex with dinosaurs i'd need a 6 foot long...'
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Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
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