
So the idea is to say funny lines from the tv show called Friends. Tell too who of the six said it.
I start :
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...Did I say that out loud?
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Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
lol best quote ever love it ! 
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Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer!
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up
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Chandler: I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.



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pete - im going to be world fighting champion -
not funny on its own but the situation
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Ross: See, Onagi!
Rachel: Salmon Fish roll!
Love that episode 
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it's not a qoute, but a very funny situation ...
apparently Ross finds out that women talk a lot about their relationships with men and decided to share some of his fantasies with Chandler just to see how it feels. Well he started first mentioning one of his secret wishes to see Rachel wearing the same outfit as princess Lea from Star Wars. When Chandler's turn came he told about the times when he was making love with some girl and suddenly his mom comes into his mind.
Chandler: ... So it's kinda like, you're, you know... you know.... You don't know!
Ross: Your Mom? you're telling me... you're telling me about your Mom? What is the matter with you?
Chandler: You said...
Ross: I said, "share," not "scare!" Go sit over there!
my god this is the best TV series ever
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numba1bimbx wrote:
Ross: See, Onagi!
Rachel: Salmon Fish roll!
Love that episode
I wanted to quote that but I didn't know how to spell onagi.



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Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-imparent friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
<`:
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joey: hay baby how u doin
haha love joey he is ****** funny 
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Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju—(Sees Rachel is watching)—Hi, J e w!
...
Rachel: Did you just say Hi, J e w?
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Rachel - What, Married
Ross - Well yeah I think we should get married
Rachel - What because that's your answer for everything
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Ross: you wrote that i like to have sex with dinosaurs? Not only is that impossible....its...
Chandler: Welll..you would know!
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I love friends too much...i could quote this all day..
Monica: hey we're the only people leaving with the same people we came with!
Chandler: thats not true, i came with monica and im leaving with WEIRD AL!
*also in the same episode*
Chandler: hey some of these look a little frayed
Monica: yeh i tried to knaw myself free!
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Rachel: Just so you know, its NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to every guy and it is a big deal!!
lol 
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Rachel: Alright whoes turn is it to help me up?
Phoebe: no ones here!!.....dammit!
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Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Chandler: Crazy b i t c h.
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Stoned Guy: oh no bears overboard.....grab onto some sugar Os!
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Ross: We were on a break!!

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Episode where Ross finds out Chandler kissed Rachel in college. He wen't into the room to give Rachel a kiss on the forehead but missed and got her mouth and she kissed him back and she was asleep on his bed covered in coats. Then it turn's out that it was actually Monica he kissed.
Chandler: What did I marry into???!!!!!
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Ross: Your money's mine Green.
Rachel: Your fly's open Gellar!!
lol
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^^^^^^^^ same episode ^^^^^^^^
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser!!!
Ross: You were my first kiss iwth rachel!!!
Monica! You were my first kiss....ever?!
*also*
Ross: no no she was all buried in a pile of coats
Monica: i WAS the pile of coats!
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phoebe: they dont know we know they know we know!!! LOL one of my fave episodes!
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Phoebe: Whats more important friends or money?
All: Friends..... Monica: MONEY!!!
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