
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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lmao :L:L:L they're all funny



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Hahaa, good one. They're all funny. 
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LMFAO !!! 6 is the funnies i could imagine jim carry doing these
lol 
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it's funny
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yo all of these r so funny. I'm gonna try all of them.

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funny! nice ones 
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oh my clare
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i read this on a local site a while ago. i have them bookmarked and re-read them occasionally.
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I sooo want to try out number 16. hehe
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amazingly funny....
i can remember doin some of those myself.....

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Hilarious!






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7 is my fav:D

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lol these are great. when my friend and i get on those ones with all the lights on the ceiling we lay down and pretend to look at the stars. needless to say people think we are crazy when it stops to pick them up and they see 2 girls on the ground.
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i think im going to try number 2 tomorrow but in the ghost house (going to grona lund)
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I think I might try a few of these.
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lol i love the briefcase one!
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I've ridden on an elevator with my friend just for the hell of it. We rick rolled people. I did crazy things occasionally. We yelled "YOU LOST THE GAME!" xD
We even got stuck cuz this guy and me tried pressing all the buttons at once :]
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I like 9, 10 and 13. I will try someday 
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I sometimes do number 16!lol I like number 15 lol
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i ove them all espicially no.6,7,8,10,12,14,15,18,20,21
really great please add some more cuz i love them 
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HAhahahah i Looove 6 and 7 lol hilarious 14 is goofy but i love it
and hahaha i like all of them , especially the one about a pen
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