Funniest things you've seen or heard a kid do.

MysteriaKiito · 06-21-2008 18:34

I've got a lot. Here's one that happened last night.

My mom sometimes orders us some pizza and when the pizza delivery person came to the door, my three year old saw her and knew exactly who she was by the uniform and the stuff she was holding and screamed "PIZZA HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!" The pizza delivery woman started laughing so hard she nearly dropped our pizza.

FlibbertyGibbet · 06-21-2008 18:49

When my son was in preschool he needed to use the restroom at a friend's house. She always used those tablets that turn the water in the bowl blue. When he came out he looked at us and said, "Yellow and blue really do make green!"

MysteriaKiito · 06-21-2008 20:41

Oh I forgot about this one. Last night too. My son got a hold of soda for the first time last night somehow and was hyper as all heck and he was watching a disney movie like he usually does. All of a sudden when I'm on the phone with my mom he comes tearing out of his room screaming "I'M A PRINCESS!!!!" O.o;;

Marilee143 · 06-21-2008 21:22

LOL

SallyZ · 06-21-2008 21:27

I am a teacher and I hear a lot of funny things every day.

when I was studying to become a teacher - Me and 3 other girls was teaching 22 children - they were 10 years old.

One of the boys said this in a match Lesson one day to one of us girls / women :". Regitze - I love You - I want to marry you". She said : but you are only 10 years old and I am 23 and by the way I only want a rich man.

the boy was quiet and then he said : But I am paperboy.

I have never laughed so much.

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Kennydra · 06-21-2008 21:43

My son is only almost 1 so I don't have too many funny stories with him yet, other than him calling random men "dada" at the store lol. But this story is from a friend of my husband's aunt.

Her 2 twin boys were in the bathroom getting ready for bed and just giggling up a storm, so their mom went in to see what they were up to. She asked them what was so funny and the one said that they had put their big sisters toothbrush in the toilet and she used it. The mom was like "well that's not very funny, the toilet is a dirty place, now we have to throw that away!" and the other little boy said "well here you go mom, you should throw your toothbrush away too!"

I busted a gut when I heard that story! Also I'm told my son crawls (scoots) really funny. Everyone who sees him cracks up. I think I have a video of it on youtube, I will find it and post it in a second.

Kennydra · 06-21-2008 21:45

Here is the link. He was chasing me around when I was trying to clean my floors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLsn4ox6ShE

SallyZ · 06-21-2008 21:59

He he . It's funny

Jienna · 06-21-2008 23:50

This is hands out the funniest kid ever...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i9WmKre5O2I

"It's not funnee!"

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Miss Kristen · 06-22-2008 00:00

My little cousin was giving my lage golden retreiver a nice brushing. When she got to his belly she yelled "I just brushed his penis" sourire

Jienna · 06-22-2008 00:01

Haha... cute... When I was little, I used to think "penis" was actually "peanuts."

Miss Kristen · 06-22-2008 00:02

My little cousin was giving my lage golden retreiver a nice brushing. When she got to his belly she yelled "I just brushed his penis" sourire

Carson3 · 06-22-2008 00:02

Jienna wrote:
This is hands out the funniest kid ever...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i9WmKre5O2I

"It's not funnee!"

He is verry concerned:) Poor thing:)

Missdirected · 06-22-2008 00:05

the funniest thing i ever saw a kid do was once my fiance and i were visiting his brother in virginia and all the adults were just sitting around talking when his 2 yo niece walks in and announces to the room, "I didn't go peepee in my pants!" with this big guilty smile on her face. and her dad goes, "Well, since she just randomly announces that, it must be true! But just for the heck of it, why don't we go give you a bath?"

AcaciaRosiletta · 06-22-2008 00:36

I don't think I will ever forget the day my friend's son, who was three years old at the time, came down the stairs with a towel wrapped around his head and another around his waist saying very clearly, "I am the Queen. I am the Queen of this house!"

None of us could deny it XD

Renbby · 06-22-2008 01:04

When my brother was little (3-4) he was trying to use the bathroom, and he couldn't go.......so my mom tells him to hurry up...........He looks at is tally-wacker.....and says...........
"GO BOY" LMAO.........it was really funny at the time!

My 6 yo was cleaning her room with her sister........(mind you she don't like to clean-up)

They were in there cleaning for a few minutes....and next thing ya know my 6 yo walks out the room and says....."Daddy.......I can't clean anymore, Alexus broke my legs.....now i can't walk" lol....mind you she walked in the living room to tell this fou rire kids do the darndest things!

MysteriaKiito · 06-22-2008 01:14

One morning a few months ago my son used to always wake up before me and him playing with his toys would wake me up like an alarm clock. Well one morning it didn't so when I woke up I got suspicious. So I went to check on him and he was up. But something didn't seem right. His room looked off. I knew what it was the minute he started walking towards me. His steps sounded like blocks clicking together and thats when I realized his blocks were missing and his footie pajamas seemed to be holding something awfully BIG. I started laughing and asked if he put his blocks in his pjs but all he'd do was whine because he thought he was in trouble. And sure as heck, when I unzipped his pjs, all the blocks he owned legos and all came tumbling out. I managed to get a pic first. If you look carefully his feet and legs look too chunky to be his.

Kennydra · 06-22-2008 01:46

That is adorable Mysteria! Hahaha, little boys are too funny.

A couple weeks ago I was in the kitchen getting my sons lunch ready and he was really quiet so I could tell he was up to something. Well apparently my husband had brought out a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom to blow his nose and left it in the living room. My son got a hold of it and this is what I walked into...

He had this look on his face like, what's all the fuss about? And he seemed to be proud of himself lol.

Florallover · 06-22-2008 04:07

A kid that enjoys kicking his dad's underlegs... LOL!

I saw this one from Youtube too, where a cute kid laughs like mad when he tears newspapers... ^_^

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY

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