YO MAMMA JOKES X LOL LOOKIN FAW BEST WAN X:biz:

Funkygirl22 · 06-21-2008 15:55

bisou TELL ME UR FAV MAMMA JOKES X blebl

SmileySoph · 06-21-2008 17:24

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the window i missed 3 days of sunlight.

Yo mama so skinny, when she turn sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama so skinny, she dodge raindrops!

They are the the few i know smile

VictoriaMorrison · 06-21-2008 20:58

Your mommas so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your mommas so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Your mommas so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Your mommas so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to EVERYBODY!

Your mommas so fat so sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

Your mommas so fat that people practice by climbing Mt. Everest before they climb her.

Funkygirl22 · 06-21-2008 21:05

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the window i missed 3 days of sunlight.

Yo mama so skinny, when she turn sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama so skinny, she dodge raindrops!

Yo mama so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat every one shouts 'taxi'

Yo mama so dumb, i told christmas was around the corner and she went lookin

Yo mama so poor, she uses cherrios as earrings

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach the wales started sining 'we are family'

Yo mama so fat, she makes santa look skinny

ther a few that make me laff x

Candypower1000 · 06-21-2008 23:13

ur mumas so ft she irons her pnts on the drive way

Mizzamy2kaii8 · 06-22-2008 10:47

YO MAMMA SO FAT I RAN THE MARATHON AROUND HER
YO MAMMA SO DUM I TOLD HER CHRISTMAS WAS AROUND THE CORNER AND SHE WENT LOOKING
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE IS THE REASON THEY INVENTED DOUBLE DOORS
YO MAMMA SO POOR SHE USES CHERIOS AS EARRINGS
YO MAMMA IS SO POOR SHE GOES TO KFC AND LICKS OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS
YO MAMA SO UGLY she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
YO MAMA SO UGLY when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
YO MAMA SO UGLY they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
YO MAMA SO FAT when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
YO MAMA SO FAT she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
YO MAMA SO FAT she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
YO MAMA SO SMELLY her poo is glad to escape.

Mizzamy2kaii8 · 06-22-2008 10:49

yo mama so poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
burglars break into her home and leave money.
when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

SmileySoph · 06-22-2008 13:31

funkygirl22 wrote:
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the window i missed 3 days of sunlight.

Yo mama so skinny, when she turn sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama so skinny, she dodge raindrops!

Yo mama so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat every one shouts 'taxi'

Yo mama so dumb, i told christmas was around the corner and she went lookin

Yo mama so poor, she uses cherrios as earrings

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach the wales started sining 'we are family'

Yo mama so fat, she makes santa look skinny

ther a few that make me laff x

Those first four are the exact same order and words as my four.. copycat! tongue

Yelyahhayley · 06-22-2008 13:53

yo mamma so fat when she walks down the beach the whales pop out of the ocean and start singing we r family

Funkygirl22 · 06-22-2008 19:42

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the window i missed 3 days of sunlight.

Yo mama so skinny, when she turn sideways, she disappears.

Yo mama so skinny, she dodge raindrops!

Yo mama so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat every one shouts 'taxi'

Yo mama so dumb, i told christmas was around the corner and she went lookin

Yo mama so poor, she uses cherrios as earrings

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach the wales started sining 'we are family'

Yo mama so fat, she makes santa look skinny

MissSunshine3 · 06-22-2008 23:02

lol

Littlejitterbuggie · 06-27-2008 19:39

YO Mama's so fat it takes 12 people to fold her granny pants

Crazychick333 · 06-27-2008 22:12

yo mamma so ugly when she was born the nurse slapped ur grandmother instead!!

yo mamma's armpits are so hairy it looks lyk she has got bob marly in a head lock

yo mamma's soo skinny i could grate cheese on her ribs!!

lol:P

Supersweet14 · 06-28-2008 17:19

yo,mamma's so poor her front door and back door is on the same hindge!!! lol

Raffy747 · 06-30-2008 10:47

your mamas so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes

Enya08 · 06-30-2008 20:47

Hey people!
Enjoy!! big_smile lol

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for endangered whales

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
*I got these from the internet (http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html)- they are not mine!*

LOL! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Enya08
xxxxxxx

Last edited by Enya08 (06-30-2008 20:49)

Baylee0baybee · 07-02-2008 02:59

yo mamma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

me and my friends were bored we tried to make some like 2 years ago. that's the only one i remembered. i think it's been said though.
big_smile .

Poseidon5 · 07-02-2008 03:05

Your Mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Your Mama so fat she doesn't have bellybutton lint, she has sweaters!

Your Mama so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Bsgfhfger · 07-02-2008 04:24

yo mummas so fat her blood type is gravey

yo mummas so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

yo mummas so ugly they puther picture on a box of caffine pills and sold it empty

yo mummas so old her birth citificate says expired

yo mummas so ugly when she was born the docter slaped her parents

yo mummas so dumb she failed a survey

yo mummas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving

yo mummas so ugly she uses a line of make up called 'why bother'