please entertain me

I might not be able to entertain you because I'm bad at riddles... I can give some jokes though

I'm not from North England either... It is still okay?

Jokes are just as good

I'm from Newcastle Whata bout you? x

blonde2000 wrote:

Jokes are just as good

A monkey and a hippo in a distant forests often fought with one another and thus they are enemies...

One day both of them found a genie lamp and rubbed it at the same time, so the genie came out...

Genie: I will grant both of you 3 wishes each...
Monkey: I wish for a cool helmet!
Hippo: I wished that every hippos in this forest except for me are sexy females!

Monkey: I wished for a motorcycle so that I can be the coolest monkey around!
Hippo: I wished that all hippos in this world except for me are sexy female hippos!

Monkey: (smiles) I wished that this hippo turns GAY!
Hippo: (cries) How come I can't find even one hunky macho hippo?!

Hope that's funny

blonde2000 wrote:

Hi, was wondering if anyone has any riddles again, they were fun last time someone posted them.

Also curious, is anyone from north east england on here? 

I am! I was just wondering if there was anyone else from around here online here. I knew logically there had to be but sometimes it really does feel as if we're isolated from the rest of the world... we're forgotten about often enough!

florallover wrote:

blonde2000 wrote:

Jokes are just as good

A monkey and a hippo in a distant forests often fought with one another and thus they are enemies...

One day both of them found a genie lamp and rubbed it at the same time, so the genie came out...

Genie: I will grant both of you 3 wishes each...
Monkey: I wish for a cool helmet!
Hippo: I wished that every hippos in this forest except for me are sexy females!

Monkey: I wished for a motorcycle so that I can be the coolest monkey around!
Hippo: I wished that all hippos in this world except for me are sexy female hippos!

Monkey: (smiles) I wished that this hippo turns GAY!
Hippo: (cries) How come I can't find even one hunky macho hippo?!

Hope that's funny

Well it made me laugh

blonde2000 wrote:

im nearer to durham, or darlington if you heard of it

Got to say, I'd be surprised if a North-eastener hadn't heard of Darlington. From my point of view it's notorious. It's either the butt of lots of jokes are the only place comedians seem to visit. Go to ask - is the Darlington Civic Centre really that amazing?

FlirtyFlossy21 wrote:

blonde2000 wrote:

im nearer to durham, or darlington if you heard of it

Got to say, I'd be surprised if a North-eastener hadn't heard of Darlington. From my point of view it's notorious. It's either the butt of lots of jokes are the only place comedians seem to visit. Go to ask - is the Darlington Civic Centre really that amazing?

Well im not from darlo exactly im bout 15-20 mins away but thought u stand more chance of knowing that than where im from, Havent been to the civic centre sorry lol

So where bouts u from

ClassyGoddess wrote:

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Carpet.

Ha! you actually may hate me now! I'm from sunderland

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Hahaa! Course not Rozii, I don't mind at all. x