Bimbo Jokes

Hahaha!

lol, loved the last one!!!

A bimbo decides to buy a new tv for her flat, so she goes to a store and asks the salesman:

"I want that small tv, please."- to what the salesman plitely answers:
"I'm sorry, ma'am, we do not sell this tv for bimbos."

The bimbo, leaves the store trully mad, but comes up with a plan to get her the brand new tv. The next day, she comes back to store wearing avarage clothes, no make up, sun glasses and a wig. Once again she asks for the small tv and the salesman, gives her a tired look and says:

"I'm sorry, ma'am, I told we can't sell these tvs to bimbos!"

Completely frustrated and mad, the bimbo insists in taking the tv home with her, she goes by the store everyday for a month, wearing different costumes, offering different amounts of money, but all she gets is the same tired and bored answer from the salesman:

- I'm sorry, ma'am, but we can't....
- I know! You can't sell these tvs to bimbos! But tell me! How can you possibly realize that I'm a bimbo?! - she said, today dressed in a particulary dull nunn outfit and white wig, trying t look old and innocent.

- Well, ma'am...- said the salesman matter-of-factly. - 'Cause this is a micro-wave.

stargirl93 wrote:

Q. what do you call a bimbo with two brain cells?

A. pregnant.

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a man comes home from work to find his bimbo wife sitting at the kitchen table looking puzzled. "what's the matter, honey?" he asks.
"i'm trying to finish this jigsaw. its supposed to be a tiger. but its so hard!" she replies.

the man looks at her, and then at the pieces laid out on the table. then he puts his arm around his wife, and says "ok love, how about i make a pot of tea, and then we'll sit down together and put all the Frosties back in the box."

this is hilarious

A bimbo was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The bimbo replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The bimbo sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

lol those r funny!

I love the puzzel one!

stargirl93 wrote:

Q. what do you call a bimbo with two brain cells?

A. pregnant.

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a man comes home from work to find his bimbo wife sitting at the kitchen table looking puzzled. "what's the matter, honey?" he asks.
"i'm trying to finish this jigsaw. its supposed to be a tiger. but its so hard!" she replies.

the man looks at her, and then at the pieces laid out on the table. then he puts his arm around his wife, and says "ok love, how about i make a pot of tea, and then we'll sit down together and put all the Frosties back in the box."

LOL the puzzle one is great! 

A police man is called out to a lonely lane in the counrtyside.
There he sees a car swirving across the road.. when it finally stops he goes to the driver to find a blonde woman sat in the drivers seat.
He says " are you okay lady? Why were you swirving?"
The lady replies "There was a tree that kept appearing in the middle of the road. I had to swirve to miss it"
"Erm mam" The police man says, "thats your air freshener"
xD