diffrence between men and women

Many woman ask this question...."what defines a man?"
Here's the TRUE definition of a man......


Men are usually easy to please and go with the flow
Men are loud,obnoxious creatures that walk the Earth
Men are horny and love to have sex
Men don't always think with the "right" head


here's the difference between a man and a woman:

In the morning,when a woman wakes up,she goes to the bathroom and takes a nice hot shower

In the morning,when a man wakes up,he jumps on the bed,kisses his wife,farts,laughs and smothers her under the blankets

When a woman eats dinner,she eats politely with silverwear and uses a napkin to wipe her mouth when she is done

When a man eats dinner,he eats with his hands,wipes his mouth on his shirt,then burps and tells you"thats a sign that her cooking is good.

"

A woman's way of cleaning her clothes is by putting the in a basket,carrying them to the washer,placing them in the washer,putting in soap and detergent and washing them

A man's way of cleaning his clothes is simply turning his sauce stained shirt inside out and saying"it 's still clean for a few more days.

"


These are the TRUE meanings and differences of men



idk i thought it was kind of cute

Last edited by nikkiisawesome (06-13-2008 14:09)