Cheesy Tea 50p per cup
Cheesy Tea with a sneeze 60p per cup
Rotten Dog (a rotten old dog which has been cooked by a vile old hag)
Pigs bum
Monkey mince and potatoes
Exploding pie
Your liver (we take out and cook your liver in petrol and spit on it)
Mouse burger with vomit sauce

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Ew! What is that all about?
Officially in love with and married to Coral 
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It's a menu of ghastly stuff to entrigue your taste buds.
Boiled hedgehog in a liquidized spider sauce served on a bed of poison
Old dogs head with yellow puss oozing from its hollowed out eye sockets.
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thats disgusting LOL
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ummmmm,
is it me or is that not very funny
but very disgusting?

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Not just you, just for shock factor. Maybe I'm too old?
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