Blond jokes??

Japy · 07-27-2008 21:32

Why does a blond has 2 neurons?? Because the first one gets bored and and the second keeps him company smile

PoodleTang · 07-27-2008 23:58

A blonde decides to vacation in Vegas and visits one of the casinos. While there, she walks up to one of the drink machines and buys a soda.

She sticks another dollar in and buys a soda.

She sticks another dollar in and buys a soda.

She sticks ANOTHER dollar in and buys a soda.

Finally, after a line has formed behind her, some guy yells "Hey, how about giving someone else a chance?!"
She yells back: "Back off, you JERK! Can't you see I'm WINNING?!"

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Jossu-Possu · 07-28-2008 08:14

HAHA!! !!!

Auriella248 · 07-28-2008 14:14

darkangelhottie wrote:
Q: How does a blonde kill a bird
A: She throws it off a tall building.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish
A: She tries to drowned it

I Am a BLonDe AnD i loVe BLonDe JoKeS

THIS MAY SOUND STUPID BUT ITS TRUE:

did you know you can actually drown a fish by taking it out of water and drowning it it air
technically they drown in air as we would drown i water

PatricijaKeseric · 07-28-2008 15:26

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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PatricijaKeseric · 07-28-2008 15:28

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

PoodleTang · 07-28-2008 16:37

PatricijaKeseric wrote:
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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LOL you had me there for a minute and I'm not even blonde wink

PatricijaKeseric · 07-29-2008 14:09

PoodleTang wrote:
PatricijaKeseric wrote:
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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LOL you had me there for a minute and I'm not even blonde

Hehe, tell me about that...
When I heard that joke first time, 3 minutes I have scroll down, scroll up...

RedHairedGirl · 08-06-2008 09:02

tastycakes wrote:
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

LOL. Some of the funniest jokes here. big_smile

XoxKrissyxox · 08-06-2008 17:11

Ok this is a blonde joke about a blonde GUY.
There were three construction workers working on a construction site 650ft in the air. It was lunch time. One was Mexican, one was Chinise and the other was Blonde. The Mexican opened his lunch and looked inside. He said "Aw man! Tacos again! If I get tacos one more time I'm jumping to my death!" The Chinise man opened his lunch and said "Aw man! Orange chicken again? If I get orange chicken one more time, I'm jumping to my death, too!" The blonde opened his lunch and said "Aw man! Ham and cheese again? If I get ham and cheese one more time, I'm jumping to my death with you guys!"
The next day, the Mexican man opened his lunch and jumped off to his death. The chinise man opened his lunch and jumped off to his death. The blonde man opened his lunch and jumped, too.

At the funeral, all their wives were crying. The Mexican's wife said "If only I knew he didn't like tacos! I would have never made him tacos again!" The Chinise man's wife said "If only I knew he didn't like orange chicken! I never would have made him orange chicken again!" They looked at the blonde mans wife. She said
"Don't look at me! He made his own lunch!"

JoobyBabe24 · 08-06-2008 19:01

xoxKrissyxox wrote:
Ok this is a blonde joke about a blonde GUY.
There were three construction workers working on a construction site 650ft in the air. It was lunch time. One was Mexican, one was Chinise and the other was Blonde. The Mexican opened his lunch and looked inside. He said "Aw man! Tacos again! If I get tacos one more time I'm jumping to my death!" The Chinise man opened his lunch and said "Aw man! Orange chicken again? If I get orange chicken one more time, I'm jumping to my death, too!" The blonde opened his lunch and said "Aw man! Ham and cheese again? If I get ham and cheese one more time, I'm jumping to my death with you guys!"
The next day, the Mexican man opened his lunch and jumped off to his death. The chinise man opened his lunch and jumped off to his death. The blonde man opened his lunch and jumped, too.

At the funeral, all their wives were crying. The Mexican's wife said "If only I knew he didn't like tacos! I would have never made him tacos again!" The Chinise man's wife said "If only I knew he didn't like orange chicken! I never would have made him orange chicken again!" They looked at the blonde mans wife. She said
"Don't look at me! He made his own lunch!"

epingle OMG LMAO THAT IS A CLASSIC RIGHT THERE!!

Im not blond i'm red.....AND dang RIGHT PROUD OF IT!!! We get pretty bad stick too...but it doesnt bother me

THINK OF IT THIS WAY THEY MAKE JOKES ABOUT US BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT WE'RE SPECIAL!!!!! wink and especially because we rock! content4 epingle

XoxKrissyxox · 08-07-2008 21:39

There was a blonde women on a plane to New York City. She was a 2nd class passenger sitting in the 1rst class section. A flight attendant noticed that she was in the wrong section and walked up to her.
"Excuse me miss, can you please go to your seat?" she said.
The Blonde Replyed:
"I'm blonde, I'm beutiful, and I'm going to New York!"
The flight attendent walked away, puzzeled, and explained the problem to a different flight attenedant.
Again, the same thing happend and ended with
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
The pilot noticed there was a problem and the flight attendants explained.
"I know how to fix this, I have a blonde wife." The pilot said.
He walked over to the blonde and whispered in her ear.
She jumped up and said "OH!" and ran back to her seat.
The attendents were dumbfounded.
"How did you do that?" one said.
The pilot smirked.
"I just told her the 1rst class section wasnt going to New York."

CuteSam3 · 08-07-2008 22:01

A woman was so blonde that:
-She thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
-She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
-When she went to the movies and saw the one she wanted to see was rated 13+, she went home and got 12 friends

BL0ND11 · 08-09-2008 22:01

okay, so theres these three spies, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
there running away from these bad guys, so they go into a shed and they all hide in sacks.
the bad guys come in and look at the sacks on the floor. they kick the first one, and the brunette shouts 'woof woof', and the bad guys say, oh, its only a dog. they kick the second sack, and the redhead says 'meow' and the bad guys say, oh its onlky a cat. so they kick the third one and the blonde shouts POTATOES!! xx

BL0ND11 · 08-09-2008 22:02

a blonde once phoned me to ask me what my number was. x

Sauljuks · 08-10-2008 11:32

Two blondins got stuck in a elevator. First one started to yel:
-Help! Help!
The other one sed:
-Lets yel togethet.
-Together! Together!

Michaella1995 · 08-11-2008 18:36

hahahahaha
funny

Michaella1995 · 08-11-2008 18:37

i'm blond,but no stupid!! big_smile

Lilxcarrots · 08-12-2008 12:20

A brunette and a blonde both had boyfriends who were astronauts and they invited their gfs to there staion and asked them"if they could go anywere into space where would they go?" the brunette said" i'd like to go to mars" and the blonde said " i'd like to go to the sun"
Then her boyfriend said to her "wouldn't it be to hot go there" and the blonde said "well i'll have to go at night time then

A blonde woman was taking a shower when the doorbell rang and she asked who it was.
The man shouted the blind man. So she thought " well i don't need to bother putting clothes on if he's blind" so she opened the door and the man said" so where do you want your blinds then??

lol
hope u like them xx

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Suuugar · 08-12-2008 12:47

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.

Michaella1995 · 08-14-2008 12:10

really funny page! big_smile :Dlol

/kiss/
/biiig smile/

JoobyBabe24 · 08-17-2008 17:32

Suuugar wrote:
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.

haha i like that one

ChristinaDeath · 08-18-2008 02:11

i don't know if these two were told but here's some good ones none are meant to offend anyone i used to be blonde but as i got older my hair went darker naturally:

blonde walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"

there was a blonde, redhead, and brunette standing at a magic mirror. the redhead says, "I think I'm the prettiest of us." she doesn't get sucked in. the brunette says, "I think I'm the smartest of us." doesn't get sucked in. the blonde says, "I think-" gets sucked in.