Blond jokes??

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Lolllllllllllllll

Why did the Blonde drown???

There were mirrors at the bottom of the swimming pool. haha lol!

JakzZ wrote:

Thunderdoll wrote:

Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.

I Don't Get It :S
Haha

xxx

m upside down is w

Oh Lmao , Everyone says i should be blond including my mother, im beginning to believe yano :S:L! Thanks tho

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

A blonde goes into the pizza shop and orders a pizza,
the man says 'would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 12'
the blonde replys 'oh 6 please, i could never eat 12!'



HAHA!

A man was planting some flowers when the blonde next door neighbor came out, opened her mail box, peered in and slammed it shut again. a couple of minutes later she comes back out again and opens the mail box, peers in side and slams it down again. she comes out AGAIN opens her mail box, peers inside and slams it shut even harder. the man asks 'urm, excuse me, but whatever are you doing?' the blonde replys 'well my computer keeps saying 'u've got mail!' '

Hahaa i thought they both were hilarious!

Heres one;

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Vain is not pretty ^_^

I LUV DEGRASSI

wow wow!!!