Blond jokes??

I know 1 in Dutch it make me laugh so much but if you make it English it's not funny ;-)

In dutch:
Hoe luidt de bel van een dom blondje?
antwoord: Dom-Ding, Dom-Ding

In English:
What noise makes the bell of a Blonde?
answer: Stupid-thing stupid thing (A bell 'says' ding-dong and dom-ding means stupid thing in Dutch )

xD

Last edited by Quirine (06-17-2008 10:44)

bimbo9876543210 wrote:

             chick

swearing in the forum is against the rules

bubbles07r12 wrote:

lol i already kno all of these but i have more.....

there was a blonde,brunette,and redhead in the obgyn about to find out whether they're having boys or girls.the brunette asked the redhead "do you think you're having a bot or a girl?"she replied"i think a boy bc i was on the bottom wen i got pregnant"the redhead askd the brunette the same question.she said she was havin a girl bc she was on top...at that moment the blonde burst out in tears.they both asked what was wrong and she said"im having puppies!!"(bc she did it doggy style)

This one is funny

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Quirine wrote:

This one is funny

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

LOL
Im saving this one

Q: why did the blonde nurse take a red pen to work

A: incase she had to draw some blood

lol

One day a blonde was drinking lemonade with her boyfriend and his friend, her boyfriends friend said, "Mmm, this is nice," the blonde answered, "Yeah I know, it's just a shame they have to kill so many lemons to make it!"

There was a blonde driving her car when all of a sudden, it started hailing. Her car was a wreck so she took it to the mechanic and asked to please get it fixed. The mechanic walked her around to the back of the car and said "Do you see this exhaust pipe?" And the blonde said "Yes." The mechanic replied, "Every night, I want you to blow in this pipe and eventually you will blow all of the dents out of your car." The blonde thanked him and went home and that night she went outside to blow on the pipe.  Then, her roomate who was also blonde came outside and asked her why she was blowing on the pipe on her car and she told him the story about how the mechanic told her to blow out the dents but she didnt think it was working. Her roommate then replied. "Of course its not working silly!  You didnt roll the windows up first! All your air is getting out!"

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."




John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard to figure out. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.
"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he went over to Buffy's house and Buffy greets him saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw pieces on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake, put the Cornflakes back in the Box."

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park. One of the took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.

"I wonder who got the calorie?" she asked.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?




A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.  The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.  A police officer pulled the car over.  A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here.  I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.  So I  had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"  The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."