Blond jokes??

A red head went to the docters,
and said ''every bit of her body hurt,''
the docter said this was ''impossible'',
she poked her self everywere a screamed whiles doing so,
the docter poked her,
the red head felt nothing ''am i cured?'' she asked
the docter asked ''are you naturely blonde?''
she replaid ''yes how you no?''
''coz you've broke your finger dumb butt!!''

x lmao x

Last edited by HeatherLouise (06-14-2008 17:17)

             chick

bimbo9876543210 wrote:

             chick

please do not swear. it is against the rules.
http://www2.missbimbo.com/forum/t30761,1-game-rules.htm

MissNoirCherise wrote:

I am blonde I never take offence to hair colour jokes. I would'nt take offence to racist jokes about white people either because I am white and I dont really care!
Jokes are jokes so keep  'em coming cause they make me laugh! =]
xx

Yeah i'm blond and i set this thread up LOL! NUt i hate racist jokes!

LOL! x

I don't take offence LOL but it takes me a while to understand lol x

Q.A BLONDE A BRUNETTE  AND A RED HEAD WERE STANDIN ON TOP OF A CLIFF THEY ALL JUMP OFF WHO LANDS FIRST?

A. IT WAS A DRAW BETWEEN THE BRUNETTE AND THE RED HEAD THE BLONDE STOPPED AND ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS

blue-eyed-angel wrote:

There are 3 blondes on a n island. One is clever, and the other two are tyically dumb blondes! And they were given three wishes, they decided to give them all one each! One of the dumb ones asked for a rubber dingy, it burst and she got eaten by sharks, the second dumb one asked to be a strong swimeer, but even she got tired and was eaten by sharks! The clever blonde asked for a bridge and walked back to her hosue LOL!

FUNNY LOL       XX

MissBimboG wrote:

LOL i am blonde and i never take them as offense i love them!!!

a blonde had just got her driving license so was out in her new mini. she cut up a driver near a cliff and nearly hit him, so he  pulled over and so did she. he drew a circle in the ground and told her to stay in it. then he got a hammer and smashed in the car windows. when he turned around she had a small smile on her face ->> so he got even angrier and smashed in the doors and roof. when he next turned round she was grinning ->> so he got a baseball bat and smashed the car loads and broke it beyond repair! he turned around and she started laughing "WHATS SO FUNNY?" he yelled. She replied: "when you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle 5 times!!!!" x

This one is great

lol!!! love all these! x

HAHA I love them all to!

lol i already kno all of these but i have more.....

there was a blonde,brunette,and redhead in the obgyn about to find out whether they're having boys or girls.the brunette asked the redhead "do you think you're having a bot or a girl?"she replied"i think a boy bc i was on the bottom wen i got pregnant"the redhead askd the brunette the same question.she said she was havin a girl bc she was on top...at that moment the blonde burst out in tears.they both asked what was wrong and she said"im having puppies!!"(bc she did it doggy style)

a blonde brunette n redhead robbed a bank while drunk n fell asleep at a bar afterwards.they had also shot  and killed people while tryin to rob the bank...when they woke up they were surrounded by  cops.the cops asked if they had any final words and the redhead said "yah",shouted"fire" and pointed behind the cops they all looked and she got away.the brunette did the same except she shouted"tornado"and she got away.the blonde did the same thing but screamed "fire"so they all shot her.