Blond jokes??

HAHA LOL that's funny! Anyone else got any??

What do you call two blondes in a freezer???

Frosted Flakes!!

Whats the difference between Santa, the easter bunny, and a smart blonde??

Nothing, none of them really exist!!!  LMAO sorry!!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"

I am blond and don't take offense to such jokes.  But we have to be careful who we make fun of. 
Blonds are stereotypically 'dumb'.
But if we started telling jokes about all stereotypes we would be called homophobic, antisemetic, racist, sexist, classist, etc. etc. 
If we make blond jokes okay, next Jew jokes will be okay.
And then it will be acceptable to call people 'retards'.

LoL :E

LOL i am blonde and i never take them as offense i love them!!!

a blonde had just got her driving license so was out in her new mini. she cut up a driver near a cliff and nearly hit him, so he  pulled over and so did she. he drew a circle in the ground and told her to stay in it. then he got a hammer and smashed in the car windows. when he turned around she had a small smile on her face ->> so he got even angrier and smashed in the doors and roof. when he next turned round she was grinning ->> so he got a baseball bat and smashed the car loads and broke it beyond repair! he turned around and she started laughing "WHATS SO FUNNY?" he yelled. She replied: "when you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle 5 times!!!!" x

And me! Love them!!!!! woo for blonde jokes! x

a blonde was in a shop and said 'can i buy ur tv?' the salesman sed ' no i dont sell to blondes' so the blonde went home and changed her outfit and hair colour nd went back to the shop. she sed 'please may i buy ur tv?' he sed' no i dont sell to blondes' after changing her hair and outfit 4 times she eventually sed 'how do u no i am blonde?' he sed 'because thats no tv, its a microwave!!!' x

why was the blond standing on the roof of a bar?

because the barman said the drinks were on the house!

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Q: Wot does a blonde do on wednesday??
A: Laf at a joke told on wednes day

I have 3:


1. There were two blondes in a car. One asked the other "Are my indicators working?" so the  other one stuck her head out the window and said "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"


2. A blonde walks into a shop. She asks the man behind the counter "Excuse me, I'd like to buy that TV." The man tells her he doesn't serve blondes. So she goes home, dies her hair brown and goes back the next day. She asks the man behind the counter "Excuse me, I'd like to buy that TV." The man tells her again that he doesn't serve blondes. So the next day, she goes back with red hair. The same thing happens again, so the next day she goes back with black hair. The same thing happens again, so she says "I've died my hair brown, red and black! Now why can't I buy that TV?" So the man answers "Because It's a microwave."


3. A blonde walks into a library.
Blonde:   "I'd like a double cheeseburger"
Librarian: "This is a library"
Blonde:    "Oh, sorry."
Blonde:    (Whispers) "I'd like a double cheeseburger"

HAHA! They are all sooo funny!