Yo momma jokes!!!
#151 08-10-2008 22:29
- Oakalon
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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!
Your mammas so fat, everytime she crosses the street, drivers mistake her for a roundabout!
Your mammas so skinny she shower with earmuffs to prevent going to the drain!
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#152 08-11-2008 13:54
- QUMBOL
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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!
princesstinks wrote:
yo mamma so skinny she dogdes raindrops...
soo dumb chick fukin sket n a half
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#153 08-12-2008 12:26
- Lilxcarrots
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Yo mamma so dumb i told her xmas was round the corner so she went and had a look
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps in the sea everyone in Africa shouts TIDAL WAVE!!
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#154 08-12-2008 12:44
- Lilxcarrots
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Yo mamma's butt is so fat people have started biulding a whole new generation on it
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma's so fat the army are thinking of using her as a barrier
Look into june and you won’t see your momma, she’s so fat she’s stuck in may.
Yo mamma's so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo mamma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
tehe x
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#155 08-12-2008 19:47
- Suuugar
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Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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#156 08-12-2008 19:48
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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#157 08-12-2008 19:49
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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#158 08-13-2008 22:21
- Kayliman2509
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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!
your mother is so fat that when she wears a red coat people shout "bus" xD
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