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#126 07-16-2008 14:51

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

IIGHT CHECK DEES OUT!!!


YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON HER WEIGHING SCALE

YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE WALKED PAST MY TV ND I MISSED THE WHOLE SEASON OF FAMILY GUY
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#127 07-16-2008 15:11

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

hahahahahah ↑

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#128 07-16-2008 15:31

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE CANT EVEN JUMP 2 CONCLUSIONS

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHES IN A LIGHT DIET...SHE EATS AS SOON AS LIGHT CUMS OUT

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT  SHES ON A SEAFOOD DIET...SHE EATS THE FOOD SHE SEES

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE MADE THE WEIGHT WATCHERS GO BLIND

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE TOLD A JOKE NO ONE LAUGHED BUT THE FLOOR CRACKED UP

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A PUZZLE AND SAID IT WAS BROKEN

YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED UR DAD GAY

YO MOMMA SO COLD SHE PEES ICE TEA

YO MOMMA SO OLD BECAUSE SHE WAS THE 1ST HOOKER

big_smile

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#129 07-16-2008 16:05

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

HAHAHAHA

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#130 07-16-2008 16:16

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

HAHAHAHA

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#131 07-16-2008 19:15

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

lmao,

i've never heard so many "yo mama" jokes in my life :L.
lmaao. big_smile.

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#132 07-17-2008 19:01

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

your momma is so dumb she goes fishing in the frozen food section

your momma is so fat, it looks like she just glides across the floor

your momma's glasses are so thick, she can look at a map and see just where you are at

your momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it

your momma's got a pegleg with a kickstand

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#133 07-18-2008 01:22

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

I DUNT GET THE LAST 2 ↑

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#134 07-18-2008 01:24

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

ME EITHER ...?

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#135 07-18-2008 10:23

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

ChelseaBabesx3 wrote:

lmao,

i've never heard so many "yo mama" jokes in my life :L.
lmaao. big_smile.

ox.

You can go to www.google.com and search yo momma jokes .... There is a lot of  them  coeur  content4

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#136 07-18-2008 12:23

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mama jokes are awesome anyone got any new ones that havent been going round for ages and ages and ages.... smile

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#137 07-18-2008 19:23

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

Yo mama so blonde that she tried to drown a gold fish in the toilet.

Sorry I'm good at jokes and I want to become a comedian but I'm just not kinda good at yo mama jokes but I can always try it though!

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#138 07-20-2008 16:21

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

CrAzYbAbii wrote:

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE CANT EVEN JUMP 2 CONCLUSIONS

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHES IN A LIGHT DIET...SHE EATS AS SOON AS LIGHT CUMS OUT

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT  SHES ON A SEAFOOD DIET...SHE EATS THE FOOD SHE SEES

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE MADE THE WEIGHT WATCHERS GO BLIND

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE TOLD A JOKE NO ONE LAUGHED BUT THE FLOOR CRACKED UP

YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE BOUGHT A PUZZLE AND SAID IT WAS BROKEN

YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED UR DAD GAY

YO MOMMA SO COLD SHE PEES ICE TEA

YO MOMMA SO OLD BECAUSE SHE WAS THE 1ST HOOKER

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Never heard that one before about turning your dad gay, that is funny!!!!!

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#139 07-20-2008 16:24

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

these are jokes smile

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#140 07-23-2008 02:19

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

thank you thank you
im taking a bow wink
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#141 07-23-2008 03:59

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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles

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#142 07-23-2008 06:58

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mamas so nasty she takes crabs to the beach

yo mamas so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

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#143 07-23-2008 13:55

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

HEHEHEHE ^

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#144 07-23-2008 13:56

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

I ENJOY EVERYBODYS JOKES big_smile lol  content3  fou rire  sourire  smile

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#145 07-23-2008 16:34

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

ur mamma so bald not even a wig can hlep

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#146 07-23-2008 16:46

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Yo momma 's titties so big  i gave her t-shirt that said nike she put it on and NICKOLADEN

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#147 07-29-2008 13:34

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

Yo mamma so poor that when you drop a penny she said there goes the family savings!!!! epingle  tongue  lol  lol

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#148 07-29-2008 14:15

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

Yo mamma is so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet'.
They scream, 'Is she Dead yet??!!!!'

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#149 08-03-2008 03:36

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mumma's so fat that when she lies on the beach green peace com and try to push her back into the water smile

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#150 08-10-2008 21:39

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

i used to play this with my mates all the time lol

your mommas so fat, she needs a crane to get out of bed.

your mommas so fat, she ate the entire stock of macdonalds, now there officially bankrupt!

your mommas so fat, wen she wore that blue bathing suit, she got mistook for a beach whale!!

lmao, i love these too x

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