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#76 06-24-2008 09:06

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mammas so fat she got baptised at sea world lol

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#77 06-24-2008 12:39

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yo mamma is so ugly that if she comes out on the street in the morning she gets arrested for indecent exposure

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#78 06-24-2008 21:51

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Re: Yo momma jokes!!!

yo momma so stupid she thought she was a virgin.
yo momma so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phone book.
yo momma so fat she caught the school bus and said "thanks for the twinky"
yo momma so dumb i told her it was chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

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#79 06-24-2008 21:58

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yo mama is so ugly the tears ran down the back of her neck! ahh haaa LOL!

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#80 06-25-2008 05:44

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Yo mama is so old
she still owes Moses a dollar. lol

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#81 06-28-2008 02:22

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Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "dang it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...

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#82 06-28-2008 02:23

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Yo Mama So Ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.

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#83 06-28-2008 02:25

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Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

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#84 06-28-2008 02:26

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yo momma so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

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#85 06-28-2008 02:27

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yo momma so stupid got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

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#86 06-28-2008 02:29

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yo momma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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#87 06-28-2008 02:32

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yo momma so stupid she invented a silent car alarm

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#88 06-28-2008 02:34

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yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

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#89 06-28-2008 02:35

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yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

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#90 06-28-2008 02:37

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yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

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#91 06-28-2008 02:40

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yo momma so poor burglars break into her home and leave money

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#92 06-28-2008 02:41

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yo momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

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#93 06-28-2008 02:42

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yo momma so poor I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

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#94 06-28-2008 02:43

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yo momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

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#95 06-28-2008 02:45

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yo momma so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

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#96 06-28-2008 02:56

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LOL ROFL big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile
they r sooo funny i think i peed

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#97 06-28-2008 08:25

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LOL ROFL
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#98 06-28-2008 09:18

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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. (don't really get that one)
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.


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#99 06-28-2008 17:50

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omgggggg they r so funny LOOOOOOOOL! heres 2:
Yo mommas so dumb, i told her christmas was around the corner and she went lookin.
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI!
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#100 06-29-2008 02:02

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yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered all the prices!!! (:

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