Yo momma jokes!!!

Amiilish wrote:

Yo moma's so stupid she puts paper plates in the dishwasher!

LOL! x

LOL! is there any websites with these on? x

yo momma is so fat she jumpd in the ocean and the ocean jumped out
yo momma so poor i walked into her hous stepped on a penny n she told me to get off her life savings
yo momma's teeth ar so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonnade
yo momma so stupid she thought the snickers was a galaxy
yo momma so black she went to night school n the teacher mared her absent
yo momma so white she jumped into a pool n it turned to milk
yo momma so skinny she uses a fruitloop as a hula hoop
yo momma so skinny she uses a rubber band as a belt
yo momma so fat she went to the beach with a black bikini n evry1 screamed "free willie"

MissBimboG wrote:

LOL! is there any websites with these on? x

Type in google yo mama jokes and loads of websites come up! There hilarious! LOL x

YO MOMMA IS SOO POOR SHE USES CHERRIOS AS EARRINGS   X HAHA X

yo mama so poor i stepped on a penny and she said get off my life savings                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      yo mama so poor i asked her where the bathroom is she said second bucket to the right

MissBimboG wrote:

any1 know any they make me laugh so much! x

yo momma is so fat when she steps on the scales it reads one at a time please,

yo momma is so fat when she slid down the rainbow skittles fell out,

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.


Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls butt, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.

Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Wow very much Yo Momma's! I've been laughing an half our! ROFL it's so funny...

yo momma so fat my momma used her belt as a jumprope

yo momma so fat i tried to walk around her and got lost

yo momma so poor i walked in her hous steped on a cigerette m she asked who turned the heat off

yo momma so poor i walked in her hous to use the bathroom she said"its the first bucket to the left n u mite wanna go pick sum leavs to wipe wit"

Please people i need to know if my sad attempt at a yo momma joke was funny

Fr3aK wrote:

heres a couple of gud ones i found wen i was bored in ict .. enjoy

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods. (lol)

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

lol these r good!!!!rotflmao  

bubbles07r12 wrote:

lol these r good!!!!rotflmao  

thanx bubbles