Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mama so stupid she got caught in a revolving door
yo mama so fat when she dances i get whiplash
yo mama so fat that when she dances the band skips

Last edited by ChibiPanda (06-10-2008 00:29)

Yo mama is soo weak she cant even throw a pea LOL

GingerGirlie wrote:

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

HEHE found these on the internet !!

omg GingerGirlie can't stop laughin seriously!!!!! i love the lipstick paint-roller on HA n the sea world 1 xx

haha i used some of these on my brother:D

yo mama so skinny she uses a rubber band as a belt

yo mama so poor when i broke into her house and stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned out the heat"?

yo mammas so fat they invented double doors

LOL love them all! xxx

ChibiPanda wrote:

yo mama so black she needs to put white tape on her fingers when shes eating Oreos to keep her from chewing her own fingers

i'm not black, and i know it's a joke but i find that
really racist

if u had sense u wouldn't of posted it!

but other players that are black might be offended by it

ok...urm...
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past i missed 5 minutes of my favourite TV show

Yo mama so stupid, when she saw a 'only 18's & over film' she went home and got 17 friends

Yo moma so skinny, when she turned sideways, she disappeared

Why Did ur mama go to all the partys

because they all hired bouncy castles          


Why did ur mama stand in the middle of the road

to cause a traffic jam                

yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown the fish in the toilet

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a pack of franks.