Yo momma jokes!!!

yo mamma fat her highschool picture was an aerial photograph

yo mamma so ugly she made onions cry!  

yo mamma is so fat that everyone sits next to her at the cinema

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you got rug burn.

LOL yo mamma is so ugly she got turned away at an ugly contest as no professionals were allowed LOL

yo momma so dumb she went to a fast food place and ask where the computers were.

lol

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor smacked you grandmother instead.

Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'

Your Mama So Fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Your Mama So Fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Your Mama So Fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

Your Mama So Fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Your Mama So Fat he lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

hehe

Yo mama is so ugly, she got told to taker her haloween mask off! HAHA LOL

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

HEHE found these on the internet !!

your mama soo stupid that when she was in court the judge says 'order, order' and she says fish and chips please.

your mama sooo fat that when she was in the sea, te whales started singing 'we are family,'

your mama soo fat she uses her belly button  as a jacuzzi.

your mama teeth are soo yellow she put the simpsons out of buissiness.

your mama sooo fat she sat on the back of the bus and the bus did a wheely.

that was funny