men need i say more haha

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#1 05-30-2008 14:03

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men need i say more haha

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.                     
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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#2 05-30-2008 14:03

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hahahaha love it  sourire  sourire

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#3 05-30-2008 14:05

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haha yeahh really like this smile made me laugh.

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#4 05-30-2008 14:25

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i love the last few smile

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#5 05-30-2008 22:18

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Re: men need i say more haha

whylde81 wrote:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

these wer my favourite ones that i absoloutley laughed so much at

fou rire  lol  fou rire  lol  fou rire  lol

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#6 05-31-2008 03:14

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Men SHOULD be like a tissue soft, gentile, and easily disposible!

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#7 06-05-2008 16:39

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I agree with Christos
Definatly the best ones!

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#8 06-08-2008 14:46

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lol these are well funny! smile

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#9 06-08-2008 15:07

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sarah11111111 wrote:

lol these are well funny! smile

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#10 06-08-2008 17:35

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LOL they are funny and quite true LOL!

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#11 06-08-2008 19:42

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oh i like those!! lol thanks for shareing

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#12 06-08-2008 22:34

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you write this accurately how it is!!! every man is the same man...they are all same!!!
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#13 06-10-2008 01:29

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sara00 wrote:

you write this accurately how it is!!! every man is the same man...they are all same!!!
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totally agree!

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#14 06-10-2008 13:27

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Men are like dog poo. The older they are the easier they are to pick up lol. xx

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#15 06-10-2008 13:28

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Re: men need i say more haha

whylde81 wrote:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.                     
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You got these from the big book of blokes joke. I have it its funny. xx

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#16 06-10-2008 16:20

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hahaha like the mascara 1 x

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#17 06-10-2008 16:22

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soo true heeh tongue

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#18 06-11-2008 11:26

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Re: men need i say more haha

XxFloxX wrote:

whylde81 wrote:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.                     
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You got these from the big book of blokes joke. I have it its funny. xx

possibly originally i actually got it in an email from a mate that judging by the amount of email address at the top has certainly done the rounds haha. glad ou liked

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