thought this was funny hope you appreciate it to

Sense of humour
This was really funny this was written by a Guy...it's pretty dang  smart.
Girls -- Have a sense of humour!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for  me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen  that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work  to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her
we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the
jewellery department where she picked  out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey.
"She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,  I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that  bi**h
knows I'm smarter than her