JOKES

I remember the first joke, reminds me of my childhood

lol those jokes wer funny....    

but i think you need to change the bad parents one cause ur not allowed to swear in the forum

hahaha!!! these are funny

r444 wrote:

1) Pee-pee ----

Boy: Teacher, teacher i need a wee!!
Teacher: first recite the alphabet
Boy: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teahcer: Where is the P?
Boy: Running down my trousers


2) Blonde joke

There were 3 girls. One brunette, one ginger and one blonde. They were all aiming to walk 40 miles. When they reached 10 miles the brunette and ginger girls got tired and walked back.
The blonde girl was alone. She walked upto 30 miles. She then got tired and walked BACK the 30 miles.

3) Bad parents

There was a boy called John and he was going to meet his Grandparents for the first time and it was Christmas. In 5 hours time his grandparents would arive.
His mother Joanna was in the Kitchen cooking the turkey and she cut herself.
"F**k!" she cried
"What does F**k mean mum?" asked John
"It means cut" she replied
Then he went into the tv room and his dad shouted "S**T!" when arsenal missed a goal.
"What does s**t mean dad?" asked John
"It means watching tv" dad replied

The doorbell rang and Johns grandparents were there.
John opened the door.
"Hello" he said. "Would you like to sit in the Living Room? Mum and dad are busy. Mum's f**king the turkey and dad's s**tting"!!!!

4) Football

There was 3 men at a park and they found a lamb to eat.
The first man supported Liverpool so he ate the liver.
The second man supported Manchester so he ate the chest.
The third man didnt eat anything because he supported Arsenal.

              but i dont get the last one or the second one:/

Last edited by ChibiPanda (06-10-2008 22:47)

very funny anymore?

i got one

there were this granny in a posh hotel,
she got into a lift.
1 min later a pretty women walked in
she looked at the nan and she said my perfume is called midnight 50 pound a bottle
5mins later another pretty women walked in she turned to the nan and said my perfume is called love 100 pound a bottle
10mins later the lift opened, the nan walked out but before she left she turned around to look at the 2 women, farted and said beans, 50p for 2 packets


it's alrite
but it's not a laugh out loud type of joke

why did dorthey get lost in oz?






she was being helped by 3 men



sorry if it offends any sissy boys

ummmmm?,

lets see.......


2 blondes had driven across to see disney world,
as they approched it
they saw a sigh "disney world left"
after thinking for a min
the driver blonde said "oh well"
and she started driving back home!

another.......

two men walked into a bar

well u would of thought one of them would of ducked!


there knock urself out

LOL missytissypink urs are funny! x

AtomikBetti wrote:

Q: How do you make God laugh?

A: Tell him your planns.

And with this you killed another.