most embrassing moments!!

Why? That bird should have been embrassed!

When i was 15 i went horse riding for the first time with my youth group. my horse was this HUGE black stallion. I'm 5 foot 4 and he was atleast 2 foot bigger than me. Well, we all did the basic training, how to make them turn, go, stop, walka nd trot etc etc. When it came time for me to make my horse trot, he just wouldnt!! So the riding instructer gave him a huge slap on the backside to make him go. And OMG I NEVER SCREAMED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!!!! The horse got scared and instead of trotting he just bolted around the ring. I ended up slipping off the horse, so i had to hold onto the reins and his mane at the same time. He ran around the ring about 2 and a half times, and then squeezed himself between two other horses, which made my feet come out of the stir ups. To be honest that was a good thing because he bucked and i went flying onto two show jumping poles,and if my feet has been in the stir ups i'd have been killed. As i was laying there, i couldnt breath and i was terrfied that the horse would come and trmaple on me, so i just lay there and people were screaming OMG SHES DEAD!!!

Although after 5 minutes everyone couldnt top laughing, myself included. And i got backon the horse to finish the ride through the forest. And apologised to him for scaring him.

bambithebimbo wrote:

my wife and I were shopping, she went one way and I went the other. when I was walking around the store trying to find her I saw her bending over picking something up from the bottom shelf. well I thought I would be playful and give her a little slap on the butt. when she stood up and turned around it wasn't my wife!!! I didn't know what to say. I just stood there beat red thinking oh man sexual harassment charges. thank god I think she realized what had happened.
I finally found my wife and when we were in the check out line I was telling her what happened when I got a nice little slap on the tush. I turned around and it was that same lady. she said "I just thought I would return the favor" and had a little laugh.

that was funny nd also embarassing!!

My Imbarresing Moment:-

I was at the park with my boyfriend one day and everything was going great. then we bumped into one of his mates. while they was talking i though i wou;d put my lip gloss on. i put my hand in my bag but wasent paying attentionto what i was doing. and by accident pulle out my emergency tampon! my boyfriend and his mate both turned round and burst out laughing! they wont let me live ut down!! cringe

i was at the dog beach with my husband and his family....and of course my dog. well shes a RUNNER! we were all just enjoying ourselves playing catch in the water when all of asudden my dog bolted towards the shore full of dogs. shes not always so nice with other big dogs at first meeting. i was the fastest out of the bunch so i naturally ran thru the water after her. i finally caught up 2 her and tackled her. when i stood up with her collar in my hand to say "i got her" apparently both triangles from my bikini top had moved. both of my "girls" were just on presentation for the entire beach. and it took me a good minute to even realize....i was still worried about catchin my breathe.

woaw, THAT'S embarassing XD

wheew i have so many embarrassing moments...the only reason i'm sharing is because i know i don't have to see anyone in my everyday life!  here goes.....

i was on a bus (public transportation in london) and it was packed with school kids! there wasn't even enough seats, so alot of people were standing up and i was one of them! i don't know if it is the same where you guys live, but in London there is a particular part of the bus that is reserved for elderly people and people in wheelchairs..well thats where i was standing..like right infront one of those seats! i was holding on to this pole, trying desperatly not to fall when the bus turn the corners and stuff!
ANYWAYZ we got stuck in traffic for awhile so i decided it was safe to let go of the pole for a bit. BUT then SUDDENLY the bus moved off and i lost my balance and started falling backward into one of those seats for elderly people!
i remember feeling the persons face pressed against my butt! and to make the situation worse, i wasn't wearing a belt that day so you know what it is like when everytime you bend your crack show...my crack was what was in the person's face!

i remember screaming so loudly and then laughing hysterically (because if i didn't laugh i would burst into tears) with my best friend! which ofcourse only pulled the attention of EVERYONE in the bus...the kids i go school with...i was soooooooo embarrassed!

Then the look of complete horror on the poor old woman's face!
there wasn't enough sorrys that i could  say!
i got off the bus at the next stop!

and there you have it...one of the most humiliating moments of my life!

yeah! it was sooooo embarrassing! and it only got wost when i looked at my friends face and it was PURPLE because she was trying so hard not to laugh! and i remember her signalling to me to not start laughing but i couldn't hold it! lol
and once we started laughing, there was no stopping! lol

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