Silliest thing your spouse has ever said?

"I don't like monogamy" This was right after a conversation on faithfulness. He was trying to say he didn't like monotony, but it came out wrong. I still tease him about it!

When we were kids we were debating about something, lord knows what, and he said "How do you like them apples?"  Like he'd won the fight or something.  All I could think, can still think, is that only old people say that.  I tease him to this very day that he is an old soul.

Everything that my "spouse" says is the silliest thing he's ever said. I couldn't tell you unless he said it right now.

When we first started dating we were playing cards(can't remember I think War) and he had a Queen and I had a King and actually thought he won. He was all smiling and "haha" and i was like oh no bucko! I had to fight with him about it until we asked other people and they ALL agreed with me. I still tease him about it.

He also told me a muffin joke that made me tinkle a bit ;D

It's not the things my husband says, but what he does. He's so predictable. I can sense him now when I'm doing things. As soon as I bend over, he doesn't even have to be immediatly behind me, I just know. He can tip toe all he likes, five seconds before that hand touches my booty I reach around and slap it away and say "don't you dare".

ok girls, as you have probably guessed im a 21 year old bloke. my wife forced me to join this site.

so you can have a nice giggle ill tell you the most humilating thing I have ever said. It was too my brother-in law at my wifes family bbq, i was showing off a little, playing cook and turn to my brother-in law and said "your sis cant get nuf of my sausages, you should come over and try some one day" right in the middle of those stupid silences that sometimes happen....

I left early

LMAO TOLD U RICH THAT YOU FITTED INTO THIS SITE TOO WELL...

ps everyone I was at that bbq, it was hysterical because he didnt even realise how it sounded

Aw. I love guys that talk in their sleep.
I used to have a boyfriend that would wake up when I had to go use the restroom. "Baby? Baby? I'm told. Warm me up. I'm told. Cold. Told. Baby? Don't die! Where'd you go? Give me my underpants!"

my boyfriend is cute when he talks in his sleep. My nickname is kitty and he sometimes says things like "kitty? here kitty. Dont run away."

hhahaha.
My first boyfriend did.
We lived on the couch at his mom's house for ages and I eventually had to put his dog on him at night to keep him from getting up in his underpants to go protect the house.

silliest thing my boyfriend has ever said was " will you marry me?" lol; craziest thing is i did; and i havn't regretted any of it! EVERYTHING and i do mean everything that comes out of his mouth is silly, that's why i love him so
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Oh man, my husband talks in his sleep all the time. I love it! I wish I could record some of the things he says. My favs:

Right after the whole chuck norris thing was popular on myspace (like, all of those bulletins going around about ridiculous things chuck norris can supposedly do) my hubby was sleeping and he goes "Chuck Norris in a skirt... who cares? I see that everyday. How do you even rate that on the hot scale?"

tee hee!

And then another time he goes:

"There are five of them back there" Me: "five of what honey?" Him: "Martin Luther King Jr.... the pop band"

I laughed so hard. When he woke up he told me that he was dreaming about a pop band made up of different political activists and that they were being chased by dinosaurs. I wish I had dreams like that!!!