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#1 05-23-2008 22:27

Christos
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greatest yo mama jokes ever

people find these sort of jokes really rude if someone is talkin about their moms but these are extremly funny to say:sourire:
big_smilebig_smile

you can find them here:

http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html

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Have you got any,......

if yes feel free to put them up!!!

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#2 05-24-2008 06:31

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

oooohh i love them. along with chuck norris jokes, they are the greatest! truly!

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#3 05-24-2008 10:18

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

i love yo moma jokes 2


your moma so skinny, she can dodge rain drops!!!

your moma is so poor she uses a fork to eat cereal to save milk!!!!

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#4 05-25-2008 06:17

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

serbian3 wrote:

heyyyyyyyyyyyy
i got a momma joke i goes like this

yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car roll  big_smile  big_smile  big_smile  wink  tongue  lol

snif


i got another momma joke its kinna stupid  hein
well it goes like this

you momma so drunk that she went to mattres firm and thought that it was her home miou

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#5 05-25-2008 13:54

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

your momma is so ugly the mirror broke when she looked into it!
your momma is so fat ,when she jumped in the pool the all water jumped out!

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#6 05-26-2008 12:31

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

lol

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#7 05-26-2008 21:25

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

Yo mama so stupid she heard it was going to be chilly today so she ran outside and grabbed a bowl.

And other favorite (because how many yo mama skinny jokes have you heard?): Yo mama so skinny she walked into a pool room and got chalked. sourire

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#8 05-26-2008 21:44

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

Anachronisma wrote:

And other favorite (because how many yo mama skinny jokes have you heard?): Yo mama so skinny she walked into a pool room and got chalked. sourire

that one was so funny

but i didnt understand  it 4 like 10 seconds!!!

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yo mama so old, she has a picture of moses in her year book!!!

sourire haha sourire

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#9 05-26-2008 23:00

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

my boyfriend always says lets get off the moma jokes as i just got off yours!!!

horrid boy!!! ha ha

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#10 05-27-2008 10:21

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

omg thats so rude!!!

ha ha ha but funny at the same time!!!

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#11 05-28-2008 10:05

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

yo mama's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

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#12 05-28-2008 10:25

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

haha smile yo mama jokes are pure genious smile i love them!

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#13 05-28-2008 10:31

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

ahh, i just remembered one, or something like it anyway...

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
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#14 05-28-2008 11:17

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

xBabycakes wrote:

ahh, i just remembered one, or something like it anyway...

yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
smile

that was sooooo funny i was cracking up laughing

lol sourire

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#15 05-28-2008 13:56

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

your momma was so stupid and thick she put lipstick on her forhead 2 make-up her mind

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#16 05-28-2008 14:00

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

lol

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#17 06-12-2008 11:02

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yo mamma so old her breast milk has turned to powder

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#18 06-12-2008 11:08

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lol

thats so funny!!!

your moma so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a kerb!

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#19 06-12-2008 11:14

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ha ha
yo mamma so short she has to slam dunk her bus pass
how do ya lyk me now!
lol

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#20 06-12-2008 16:48

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lol
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#21 07-30-2008 18:45

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Yo momma so fat she jumped into the air, and got stuck!

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#22 07-30-2008 19:11

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Yo momma's so fat, she comes from BOTH sides of the family! big_smile

My favourite one!

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#23 07-30-2008 19:49

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

yo mamma so hairy, she gets mistaken for king kong.

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#24 07-30-2008 20:27

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Re: greatest yo mama jokes ever

I went 4 a 5 mile run yesterday - 2 Å‚aps around yo mamma

yo mamma s so fat, in the summer bus drivers pay her to give thier buses shade!

yo mammas so ugly, when she puts make up on the lipstick jumps back into the tube.

Yo mammas so fat, when she walked out into the street in new york everyone yelled "taxi!"

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#25 08-12-2008 12:47

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Yo mamma's so fat when she jumped in the ocean people in Africa shouted TIDAL WAVE!!

lol xx

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