WARNING... CRUDE LEPER JOKES!!!

1) What do you call a leper in a hot tub? .............. Stew

2) How do you make a skeleton? ....... put a leper in a wind tunnel.

3) How Do you make sausage? .......... Put a stocking at the other end

4) One day a leper walks into a bar. He has advanced leprosey, but he really needs a drink.

He walks to the bar and asks the keep if it is ok for him to get a drink. The keep gives him his first drink on the house, and then turns aroung and vomits into the sink.

After the leper finishes his drink, the keep comes over and hands him another one. After serving the leper, the keep turns to the sink and vomits again.

This makes the leper feel very self concious, so he downs his drink and as soon he is finished, the keep asks him if he wants another. The Leper out of concern asks it he is sure it is ok to have one more drink. The keep says it isn't a problem at all.

When the keep serves the drink, he turns to the sink, and for the third time vomits.

Immediatly the leper protests to the keep. "I know you are trying to be kind, but I see that my physical malady is causing you to vomit every time you serve me a drink. I appreciate it, but I know that I must totally disgust you."

The keep responds" No sir it isn't you at all. It is the drunk next to you, dipping his pretzles in our arm."