I have never told this joke and not had someone laugh.
What do you call an Irishman that stays outside?
Patty O'Furniture
(Patio furniture)
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There's a first time for everything.
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hehhhh... i get it.
I gots one too!
if humans were meant to be vegetarians, animals would be made out of rice. 
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Firefly007 wrote:
There's a first time for everything.

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Its so simple but highly ammusing!! thank you for making me giggle!
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