HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

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#26 06-11-2008 19:21

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

lol omg.. i'm so gonna try these.. to bad i didn't read this thread sooner

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#27 06-13-2008 13:00

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

I love the human blood one lol

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#28 06-14-2008 01:09

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

thankyou so much for this!!! bisou im always bombarded with, telemarketers, so i can't wait to try one out...  sourire

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#29 06-16-2008 12:19

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

ri dont get telemarketers cos my home numbers not in the phone book but now i really wish we did

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#30 07-24-2008 17:41

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

roll sorry about that last post

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#31 07-24-2008 20:41

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

I'm never mean to telemarketers, they're trying to make a living, who am I to go crap on their income? 

On that note, I once informed a telemarketer that my mother can't come to the phone she's in the garage stripping.

Which...wasn't a lie...it was just that she was taking paint and revanishing old furnature. >>

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#32 07-27-2008 01:54

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

BUAHAHAHAHHA YESS THESE WILL CUM IN HANDY

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#33 07-27-2008 02:01

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

kieshi wrote:

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy
and
I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky
voice
ask, "What are you wearing?"

I couldn't stop laughing at that one big_smile They're awesome

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#34 07-27-2008 06:52

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

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#35 07-27-2008 10:03

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

clare12369 wrote:

found the link!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

so funny!!!! sourire  sourire  sourire

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#36 07-28-2008 11:56

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

when they ring me i say hold on then i put really loud music on and leave the phone next to the speaker  it really funny !!

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#37 07-28-2008 12:35

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

lol! Put them on hold then rick roll them! Bet they get it all the time...even better! Muhahahah!

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#38 07-29-2008 16:30

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

Thank you ever so much! Number 4 really worked well! big_smile

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#39 07-30-2008 20:47

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

I used number 2 4 a guy selling double glazing! He was like, um, yeah, I really need to go. and I was like, don't we all, this life is way too busy.. he hung up in the end. I am SO doing that again!

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#40 07-31-2008 03:09

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

LOL.


my favourite was the leon one...

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#41 07-31-2008 03:30

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

I used to hand the phone to my kids when they were 2 and 3 years old. My kids would talk about all sorts of funny stuff like Elmo, Dora, our pets, their potty chair, you name the kids talked about it forever. This is a great way to get the person on the other end to hang up.

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#42 08-02-2008 21:06

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

Listen to them patiently at first; be courteous and polite.

Then say:  The voices inside my head are telling me I don't like you.  then gasp and hang up.   big_smile

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#43 08-02-2008 21:59

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

That was great!

I would say something like:

So what are you selling? And go really?! ME TOO! Would you like to buy some?

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#44 08-02-2008 22:03

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

PoodleTang wrote:

Listen to them patiently at first; be courteous and polite.

Then say:  The voices inside my head are telling me I don't like you.  then gasp and hang up.   big_smile

^^ That is GREAT!

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#45 08-03-2008 03:23

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

this was a conversation between a telemarketer and my cousin

tele: Hello are you intereseted in XXX today?
cousin: could you just hold on a sec?
tele: sure
cousin: (yelling) Just shove the body in the trunk frank! what do you mean the head won't fit? Rip it off!!!"

after this they hung up haha though someone could get a bit suss...

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#46 08-04-2008 13:37

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

whem they call me, i just tell them to hold on and i put some music for a long time, then i just tell that i' m very busy and my secretary will answer all the questions...... and music again tongue after all they are the one's who are paying the phone build  tonguetonguetongue

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#47 08-06-2008 03:26

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

"Hi my name is Judy and I'm from the XYZ company..."

"What are you wearing?"


lol smile

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#48 08-06-2008 10:20

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

I must try one of these:D I hate telemarketers;] they're so annoying

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#49 08-07-2008 20:01

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

haha that so funny...

i tried that once before... i was sreaming OH MY GOSH on the phone while the woman was talking... it was soooo jokes!

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#50 08-07-2008 20:10

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Re: HOW TO RESPOND TO TELEMARKETERS WHEN THEY CALL...

This is too funny

I have on a few occasions tried to see them something back. 

I have tried to sell them the following items,  a income property that I was selling, my old car, and my husband.

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