Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

#1 05-16-2008 07:21

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Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

A lot of my guy friends just hoover down bags and bags of these (luckily my own boyfriend is not among them because he is vegetarian).

However, the smell is not appealing to anyone who isn't currently eating those, so give your mouth a swirl of mouthwash or pop in some gum.

At a party earlier, I witnessed a guy get called out for his rancid breath in front of a roomful of people for trying to kiss this girl who had been diggin' him.

Enjoy your munchies, but snack wisely.  wink



(Obviously this applies to girls, dogs, mongooses and sword-swallowers who consume pork rinds as well. I'm real egalitarian like that).

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#2 05-16-2008 07:24

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

same goes for garlic munchers!

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#3 05-16-2008 07:26

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

suzibean wrote:

same goes for garlic munchers!

That's a good point. I eat a lot of hummus, and I am in constant fear that someone will discover my halitosis before I can chomp some gum.

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#4 05-16-2008 07:28

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

And jalapeno-flavored anything! Soooo icky.


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#5 05-25-2008 03:40

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

lol
no one likes stinky breath=)


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#6 05-25-2008 03:46

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

Animal corpse breath = not attractive


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#7 05-25-2008 04:28

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

Annabelle Ablewood wrote:

Animal corpse breath = not attractive

Word.
But I'm a vegetarian, so that might be why for me.


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#8 05-25-2008 04:56

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

I love pork rinds! yikes My hubby doesn't though. LMAO


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#9 05-25-2008 06:32

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

Maebelyne wrote:

Annabelle Ablewood wrote:

Animal corpse breath = not attractive

Word.
But I'm a vegetarian, so that might be why for me.

No dude, it's totally true for everyone!! I used to eat meat, but I never understood why I thought certain people just smelled yucky in a way that I couldn't put my finger on... and then I stopped eating meat and all people who ate meat started smelling that way to me. And I realized that the people who smelled bad to me before were just the people who ate a ton of meat all the time. Meat breath is sick.


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#10 05-25-2008 06:42

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

minibrutus wrote:

Maebelyne wrote:

Annabelle Ablewood wrote:

Animal corpse breath = not attractive

Word.
But I'm a vegetarian, so that might be why for me.

No dude, it's totally true for everyone!! I used to eat meat, but I never understood why I thought certain people just smelled yucky in a way that I couldn't put my finger on... and then I stopped eating meat and all people who ate meat started smelling that way to me. And I realized that the people who smelled bad to me before were just the people who ate a ton of meat all the time. Meat breath is sick.

Heh, that's funny. I'll remember that. Thanks, Minibrutus. big_smile
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#11 05-25-2008 06:58

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

what are pork rinds anyway?


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#12 05-25-2008 07:52

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

hahahaha i catch a train too and from work everyday.

And to get from penrith to the city (sydney, australia) it takess about 1 hr and people have the WORST breath in the mornings makes meee siiccckk

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#13 05-25-2008 08:36

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

argh bad breath is the worst
i hate it when my friends come up really close to talk and have bad breath
makes me wanna puke

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#14 05-25-2008 08:53

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

You also get odour seeping out of your pores depending on what you eat tongue

Meat eaters are stinky, period.
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#15 05-25-2008 08:59

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the death valley is coming at ya all and were all ready for death

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#16 05-25-2008 23:07

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

... meat doesn't even smell? and breath depends on everything you eat not just one thing.
but ya everyone should carry gum, seriouslyyy

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#17 05-26-2008 02:04

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

jadeypants wrote:

... meat doesn't even smell? and breath depends on everything you eat not just one thing.
but ya everyone should carry gum, seriouslyyy

"Meat doesn't even smell?"

Do you have a nose?
Meat is one of the strongest smells.
And I'm not just saying this because I'm a vegetarian; it's known. That's partly why rotting meat smells so much worse than rotting vegetables.
I have a really sensitive nose, too, so I can also smell it more than most people.


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#18 05-26-2008 02:14

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Re: Pork Rinds: Boys, Consume With Caution!

Maebelyne wrote:

Annabelle Ablewood wrote:

Animal corpse breath = not attractive

Word.
But I'm a vegetarian, so that might be why for me.

Me too! That's got to be part of the reason I found them so vile.

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