
Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
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*groan*
I think I've heard that one before. It's still just as bad.
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I think it's from an XKCD comic.
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That's probably where I heard it, then. It's one of the few I keep up with, and have since way before it was popular.
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I heard my joke on NPR today. Now I will definitely get to tell this one less.
Stop poaching my favorite jokes, NPR!
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