HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!

"Haaaave you met Ted"?

legen......................  *wait for it* .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
dary!

haha!!

Last edited by resplendent (05-18-2008 14:31)

I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.

Lily: You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?
Marshall: It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

lol

The Setup: Lily has had a problem with her new apartment and needs a place to stay. Her last choice and option is Barney. She begs him to stay.
Barney: Oooookay. You can stay here for two days.
Lily: (Gasps)
Barney: But I only have one rule. You cant change anything.
Lily: Why would I change anything? This place is (pauses while looking around with uneasiness) perfect. Except for the fact that you dont have a TV.
Barney: See that wall? (Grabs remote and turns on TV and they are bathed in light) Three hundred inch flat screen. They only sell them in Japan but I know a guy. They had to ship it over in a freakin tugboat like King Kong.

Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.
Barney: Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?
Lily: (thinks about it) One of each!

Barney: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland